Ugh. Tanner Scott on the paternity list... I guess he didn't expect the Marlins to be playing meaningful September games when he pumped his wife full of semen about nine months ago. 

1 minute ago, SilverBullet said:

Ugh. Tanner Scott on the paternity list... I guess he didn't expect the Marlins to be playing meaningful September games when he pumped his wife full of semen about nine months ago. 

Probably timed it perfectly to become a new father right at the end of the season. 😂 Since he would have all that free time!

1 minute ago, SirFishFan said:

Probably timed it perfectly to become a new father right at the end of the season. 😂 Since he would have all that free time!

 

 

9 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

Ugh. Tanner Scott on the paternity list... I guess he didn't expect the Marlins to be playing meaningful September games when he pumped his wife full of semen about nine months ago. 

"Is that how babies are made?"

 - @SonOfJack, probably.

Is there any update? No info here at citi lol

Just now, pollythewog said:

Is there any update? No info here at citi lol

You're way closer to the game and any info than all of us. Just ask an usher or someone. 

9 minutes ago, Michael said:

"Is that how babies are made?"

 - @SonOfJack, probably.

Damn I hope I didn't spoil it for him. 

Tons of fish fans here tonight. Most I’ve ever seen by a long shot

3 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Tons of fish fans here tonight. Most I’ve ever seen by a long shot

Would be hilarious if they were a bunch of bandwagon New Yorkers! 

My friend watch muts broadcast said the idiots left the tarp off the field Saturday lol

3 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

My friend watch muts broadcast said the idiots left the tarp off the field Saturday lol

Even their grounds crew has given up.

Marlins players just went back to locker room 

This dude said it better than I could 🤣 

 

 

45 minutes ago, Michael said:

"Is that how babies are made?"

 - @SonOfJack, probably.

 Babies are made when you make out without protection

1 minute ago, LordMagnus said:

 Babies are made when you make out without protection

That's why I always wear a helmet when I'm with pretty girls. 

3 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

That's why I always wear a helmet when I'm with pretty girls. 

So you don't own a helmet?

Guessing double header tomorrow.

1 minute ago, hovertical said:

So you don't own a helmet?

Straight double header starting at 4 tomorrow. Horrible. 

 

Most unprofessional unorganized franchise lol muts

And apparently this game postponed not because of rain but because the grounds crew didn't put the tarp on the field and couldn't have the field ready for tonight's game. MLB needs to look into that bullshit because that's sabotaging the Marlins just because their stupid grounds crew is a bunch of idiots. Thats some conspiracy level stuff there. If this hurts us this week I'll be pissed. 

13 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

That's why I always wear a helmet when I'm with pretty girls. 

Man hate to break it to you but when you’re riding your bicycle around the park you’re not “with” those pretty girls who are jogging on the same path. You are simply co existing in the universe.

2 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

And apparently this game postponed not because of rain but because the grounds crew didn't put the tarp on the field and couldn't have the field ready for tonight's game. MLB needs to look into that bullshit because that's sabotaging the Marlins just because their stupid grounds crew is a bunch of idiots. Thats some conspiracy level stuff there. If this hurts us this week I'll be pissed. 

Yes exactly what happened.

it hasn’t rained in nyc since 3pm man!

2 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

And apparently this game postponed not because of rain but because the grounds crew didn't put the tarp on the field and couldn't have the field ready for tonight's game. MLB needs to look into that bullshit because that's sabotaging the Marlins just because their stupid grounds crew is a bunch of idiots. Thats some conspiracy level stuff there. If this hurts us this week I'll be pissed. 

Seems like something some trashy New York Mets fans would do. 😂

I said it, I don’t care. Those same trashy New Yorkers have said much worse things about Marlins fans. So there.