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Awwww leave her alone.

He probably left that inch inside of you.

Most Valuable Penis

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fuck shit balls

I think he would be able to get the same type of contract, heavily backloaded, for more years and more money.

Imagine if this was Stanton's option year. He would be able to opt out and hit the FA market after this beast season. HNNNNNG

Hech was a seriously underrated hitter on this team.

I did. I've been saying it all along. Get rid of Hech and this team is playoff calibre. Look at what happened?

Honestly this team is what it is because Hech is gone. He was clearly holding everyone back including Stanton. I heard someone at the ballpark say that Hech was the one that had been telling Stanton to never close his stance and instead swing at every slider. So I'm really happy hech is gone.

I don't partake in fantasy ball play. I prefer the real deal.

That pace is ridiculous and would be unseen in baseballs history. I'm happy Stanton is wrecking everything right now but it won't happen forever.

This team is going to force Jeter and co to spend in the off-season.

He goes to flanigans on Tuesday nights. Makes sense.

I change my mind. We live in a time where statues are becoming an endangered species. We need more statues.

Going a little far there but yeah. So much better than before.

My client cares little about credit. Actually his credit is excellent. The best credit. Believe me.

tldw Stanton did the research and decided himself to close his stance.

Magic.

U ruined the season.

Confirmed that bald eagle is larybones. Lary is bald. Lary looks like a bird. [uSER=14703]@Bald Eagle[/uSER] is lary

Also the two lives on his hands. You don't retire numbers or erect statues when stuff like this happens.

If marlins make the playoffs, Stanton is mvp.

Let's do this.