Piazza31

Not going to lie, this team needs relief pitching every offseason. They have Bass who is performing well, and can be dependable. Why the hell trade him now. I'm happy they went after a prospect who isn't their prototypical "RAW ATHLETE" mold, but god damn can this fucking team do anything with actual foresight about the next season. You mean to tell me they couldn't get another prospect included. Not even a fucking soda machine so the team doesn't have to pay for soda this season.

But if he makes us laugh by trying to pump miguel rojas' trade value on twitter, it'll still be better than this shit.

Reminds me more of Schrodinger's cat.

Heck, they even needed a goalie when Luongo retired... and overpaid but got the best goalie on the market. Fingers crossed Bob bounces back or gets traded soon- but they have spent to stay competitive and to win. Marlins.... they were happy with the covid shortened season.

Leaving blank so I can claim a better option was my idea first.

I want elon musk just for this lineup alone.... yes, let him tell the manager who to play and where. 1. Soto- RF 2. iancarlo Stanton- LF (requires a name change again, he can do it twice right?) 3. Xander Bogarts- SS 4. Trout - CF 5. Yordan Alvarez- DH 6. Nolan Arenado - 3B 7. i 8. Nola- C San Diego or Navaez C MiL 9. Eduardo Escobar 1B (Might need an upgrade) SP- Francisco Morales (number 1 on our staff, but number 69 in your programs. Can anyone help me fill out the rest of the lineup?

He's still a shill even after being fired.

We'll bring back Lime Green Outfield walls and move the HR thingy back indoors?

If he's willing to throw money at shiny things because he likes them, and throw them away when they are done... I'll sign up for it. Heck, every player will.

Why not both a Moron, and an asshole... Jeter sold him tea and it was piss. Quote from Batman v Superman: "Take a bucket of piss and call it Granny's Peach Tea; take a weapon of assassination and call it deterrence. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna drink it." He bought a MLB franchise that has value, if you invest in it and grow it from the ground up. Thats where the value was, potential. If your not going to invest in it and grow its potential. they need to get the fuck out of the game and sell so someone who is willing to do that. Who is Cohens nemesis... besides the SEC. Sell the team to Elon Musk.

The best lineup the Marlins can field under $65mm. C. University of Miami Great Mike Piazza out of retirement 1B. Albert Pujols , Donnie Baseball should be healed by now- platoon em. Could get more walks. 2B. JAZZ ? 3B. Trade for Miguel Cabrera, give him a swan song. Extend him for two more years too long too. SS. Alex Rodriguez, I'm sure he can get 4 HR in a full season. Open the roof and let em fly. LF. Barry Bonds- Hopefully his lease didn't expire CF. Ken Griffey - Dudes a stud, give him the Clemens contract. He can play close to his home, so when we play the Rays in Tampa. Pray for a three game series RF. JJ Bleday.

Looks good to me.

Up.

Are we hoping the Nationals end up with a Cabrera like haul. I am, with the benefit of foresight. hope they find a badenhop, Rabelais, maybin and miller!

Really hope Borass has learned his lesson and keeps Soto off of boats.

“Thom” from Microsoft Special Customer Support that keeps emailing me about an urgent matter regarding my “Prome” membership.

Please god, don’t be shit

Bold move making the shirts the same color as the seats.

At least Loria would have kept the team together one more year I bet. This teams depressing

Donnie Baseball looks absolutely racked. Someone take the bag from him before he goes home a with a soft 6.

That’s only because every call is a “judgement call” to them

Considering the alternatives; I’d rather keep Don Mattingly. Unless you bring in Mike Piazza ofc.

it's odd, my general feeling from the interview was that she didn't want to be there...felt uncomfortable in front of the camera and had been fed lines by PR or Sherman to hype up the new players to the casual fan who won't look up those numbers and call them out. I know I didn't really blink twice at anything she said, but part of me also didnt care. I got my 4 innings of baseball in this month.

Marlins should take notes. This is how you play hardball. All the cardinals had to do was wait him out and he came crawling to them at their price. All it took was 10 years and an entanglement with LA for him to realize he was better off in St Louis. see you in 2032 Nick Castellanos.