Piazza31

Have you seen Squalls ass? It does. His ass is about the same as a paper plate.

Fuck that.

Wild Blue and I would absolutely participate. Why am I being spoken for? Since you guys are getting away from the whole "sitting together" thing, maybe we should plan something a week or so after opening day at a sports bar... Meeting and tailgating kind of gets away from all you guys do, every single game -watch it and bicker about every play and move! Actually watching the game together would be more fun than hanging out before hand. It's like a game thread... but LIVE. Just my opinion.........Plus, I'm the only one who gets to witness how red in the face Wild Card gets when you tear all of his comments apart while he hides behind his laptop. :blink: Let's have the meet and greet at your new apartment- I won't tell WildCard where you moved if you don't. Only if the apartment has a big enough flat screen! I'll buy you one.

Count your blessings- you're always 5 minutes away from an ass whooping if you really want to get or give one... http://deadspin.com/twitter-user-makes-35-minute-drive-to-fight-kobe-hater-1675230267?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

yeah but, other than Stanton, he'd be the only Marlin on the team who'd ever have worn a Florida jersey before (how nutty is that?). reel him in Umm, there's a Steven Cishek and a Michael Dunn on the phone for you sir. And Morse and Latos grew up as Marlins fans, I'm sure they have ones too. Don't forget all those AFL games from Yelich and others.

Am I alone on Austin Wates? Not a great bat or anything, but our 4th OFer will rarely see the field. He's a glove first guy capable of playing all 3 spots and he's a great pinch run option as well, something we've been lacking a while. Not to mention he's displayed great plate discipline, another benefit off the bench. You are so alone on that, Wild Blue is sleeping on my couch tonight and my wife is taking her Apartment Hunting in the morning. I don't do couches or apartments... or fourth outfielders. I think it's a waste of a roster spot. You must have a pretty deep lineup if you won't do a Fourth Outfielder.... Good for you. Bad, very bad, for WildCard You can move in with me and my wife- enjoy the guest room and second bathroom. Your chore is vacuuming and being pretty. And good news, cold beer in the bottom shelf and I have hardwood floors!

Wild Blue and I would absolutely participate. Why am I being spoken for? Since you guys are getting away from the whole "sitting together" thing, maybe we should plan something a week or so after opening day at a sports bar... Meeting and tailgating kind of gets away from all you guys do, every single game -watch it and bicker about every play and move! Actually watching the game together would be more fun than hanging out before hand. It's like a game thread... but LIVE. Just my opinion.........Plus, I'm the only one who gets to witness how red in the face Wild Card gets when you tear all of his comments apart while he hides behind his laptop. :blink: Let's have the meet and greet at your new apartment- I won't tell WildCard where you moved if you don't.

In unrelated news, I'm sleeping at a hotel tonight. get some food from winndixie Can't afford it after getting a room- I'm going to Aldi and Dollar Tree.

In unrelated news, I'm sleeping at a hotel tonight.

Am I alone on Austin Wates? Not a great bat or anything, but our 4th OFer will rarely see the field. He's a glove first guy capable of playing all 3 spots and he's a great pinch run option as well, something we've been lacking a while. Not to mention he's displayed great plate discipline, another benefit off the bench. You are so alone on that, Wild Blue is sleeping on my couch tonight and my wife is taking her Apartment Hunting in the morning.

He's a Cards fan (no joke) and he's being facetious. YOU'RE BEING FACETIOUS. YOU ARE*

Who is this team making great moves while calling themselves the Marlins!????!??!!! Dan Bleeping Jennings Better than Bleeping Dan Jennings!

Yo, over here

You'll be John and I'll be Mark David Chapman. For $100 dollars I'll be whoever you want me to be.... I'll give you- everything.

It means you should never post again. "Should be band" Can I be Paul? You can be Admin's Yoko.

What do you mean "these people"? Frank C00Nelly obviously.

No keg, just a bunch of fancy beer from Total Wine.

I'd be down for that, maybe even a panthers game since some of us are hockey fans too.

What is "Should Be B& tier?"

I don't have much experience with this source yet so I'm fearful to actually run with it but I think it'll end up right. Frank Coonelly? That bastaards spreading lies- run from it, hide from its gloryhole.

That's a rumor I started from some info that came to me, don't think any writer has said it yet. It's not confirmed but I think it'll end up accurate. Run with it- get its glory!

Your rated fairly. Thanks squall, you always know how to make me smile

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Everybody forgets the fact that Zack Cox is going to be a major contributor this year. Go away or stay---- make up your fucking mind!

They were his ideas with the intention that it would free up money. Then we took a lesser trade so that the Dodgers would give us 12.5 million. We'll still have the lowest payroll in the league even with Stanton at a bargain price this year. Hurray for freeing up money. Stanton might have supported the backloading but it clearly fits the pattern that Loria has used on EVERY long term contract he has done. How many of them has he ended up paying out? I'll wait while you count. You're being intentionally naive if you think Stanton went to them and said please give me most of money later and not sooner and put most of it after my option. Loria probably sold him on the idea just like he did to the other guys. But keep assuming things that fit your naive stance. The Marlins know 30 mil will be a below market salary for an elite player in 6 years and they know Stanton will want one last long contract at 31 that most players of his stature try to sign. They know he will opt out unless something terrible happens to Stanton. It only makes sense for Stanton to opt in if something bad happens. The Marlins are risking that in exchange for a super cheap 6 year deal. Its a great cheap six year deal for the Marlins with a 200 million dollar insurance policy for Stanton (which the Marlins will take insurance on). I could easily see Loria and/or Samson bragging about how they swindled Stanton into taking such a deal much more easily than I could see a random reporter making up a story about an out of market team that no one cares about nationally or the president of a team making up a story about a different team. So which scenario do you believe it is then? The reporter made up this story or the President did? Both have really no motive to come up with this extremely specific story for another team. You're a real moron too- GTFO