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​Jet Fuel can't save close games.

It takes a big man to accept this demotion and to work on his craft in the minors, I think it shows a lot of what Steve is made of and his character. Not once has he blamed others, or raised the question as to why him. I hope he gets comfortable, regains his confidence and can come back in a few weeks with reckless abandon and show us that he's still has plenty left in the tank. I'm so glad he didn't learn how to handle adversity from Heath Bell and he isn't being tested by the lord himself.

Someone show him dancing.... Now

Thanks! So @AEK OF ATHENS is Uncle Jesse?

POPAWOPBIP

Malakas?

It's been said Alvarez has had a torn UCL since our trade with Toronto but he's pitched through it. It was repeated earlier this year. Think about the Yankees situation with Tanaka, same thing

How dare you call me old!

Does he have any party tricks? Does he have a third ball? Can he lick the peanut butter out of my ass while @Songintheair turns it into a GIF? What makes him so versatile and better than our bench, when Detroit just let him walk without even offering a minimum contract? If he's Versatile and valuable, then I'm the fucking high priest of Zimbabwe.

You should have ran for FIFA president... but I'd settle for you running away. Just. Fucking. Go.

Can I try polishing yours? i was too serious before, I need to come back to hell

Ofcourse Its the worst fucking bench in MLB- we have two Solano brothers, a Baker who can't fucking raise dough let alone his batting average, and a obsolete Morse code machine that would be lucky to connect with another human being let alone a fastball. The only way it could be worse is if Ichiro decides he's had enough of this shit and goes back to Japan to finish his career on a high note.

My opinion, don't concern yourselves with the opinions of sheep. Do what you can WHEN you can. Don't tell a soul when it done- none of us deserve to know when it's been paid. Keep it between yourselves, Admin and whomever made the original bet. Like God said unto Mr. Ben Rodriguez "If you've done something right, no one will know you've done anything at all."

​That would have been sufficient. What you said and how you said it....even for me, was harsh. And I'll offer to meet at Winn Dixies worldwide.

Dude, that's a little harsh don't you think?

So 4 of our 5 SP are on the DL and ofcourse America thinks were going to hell in a hand basket- Anyone know who's in our rotation now, and when our normal guys are coming back? 1. Fernandez 2. Alvarez 3. Cosart 4. Latos

I'm the sperm that won!

Thanks fElla's, I appreciate the birthday wishes. Maybe the Marlins are a fan of the heavy metal band Dethklok!

The team didn't even spring for a birthday card.

We bad news Bear Fucking Marlins

Not this shit again- what the fuck did he take from my pocket? I'm not fucking my wife in a hotel room.

Anyone else find it incredibly funny Jarred Saltalamachia's jersey is censored when they jump the fence for the walk off.

GM Dan Jennings?