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Just make shit up and blame me. Sounds like the Herald.

And Clark pretty much agrees with what I think http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/miami-marlins/article3730123.html What does clark know about RWAR? Fuck him. (Religious Worshipers Above Replacement)

Defensively, I think he'd be amazing at second base, TBH. Offensively ... well, he's Hech. Sounds like an upgrade!

I wouldnt be surprised if by the end of an extention he's moved to 2B. How would he be there? Would he be an upgrade?

Tough loss today

I thought he already won.

I give excellent head. A couple of my buddies who are bisexual say men give much better blow jobs than women. Not that it matters - it's like the old joke: Man A: "Describe to me the worse blow job you've ever received" Man B: "Fantastic!"

Shame GS got smacked by that pitch as he was a shoo-in for NL MVP. Here are my tips: NL: MVP: Giancarlo Stanton CY: Clayton Kershaw ROY: Jacob deGrom MOY: Bruce Bochy AL: MVP: Mike Trout CY: Felix Hernandez ROY: Jose Abreu MOY: ned yost Your picks? I updated your post with my picks- I think pretty close.

Loria just sent him a calendar invite to versailles. Told him to buy a raft. Offered him 25 dollhairs a year. Sent his second cousin, an exotic car collector, to scout moncada. And... He sold a dead bird to a blind kid.

You say he can play all those positions, but the truth is he can't play any positions at all. He is an awful defender and despite his offensive numbers, ended up with only 1.0 fWAR. Morse will end up in Oakland or Tampa

Dat defense. Dat azz wen it do da sqwatttsssss.... Hope he was able to find TP easier then a "piece", otherwise imma put sum holez in my swaggy " p".

I really don't understand blowing that much on a backup catcher who is way, way below replacement level. Realmuto could outhit him easily. Baseball is a two way game.

I believe he lives in Vegas, they seem like the kind of state with a more liberal stance on gun control. I'm almost 100% positive Florida will not allow a felon to own a firearm, in any capacity.

One of the least surprising stories ever It surprised me, I thought he was a convicted criminal and not allowed to own one.

Stanton, obviously. Gotta remember, at any given time, 4 or 5 of them will be slumping. .... Or injured I miss Mike Piazza

I've seen him on broadcasts for years, as well as the dude in the white hat. I want to say since 2009. He's been doing this for sure since 2012

Pfft, if we just cloned Stanton 8 times, we'd have a hitter's park. I wonder, who will teams pitch around to strike out Stanton?

Only a complete fucking moron can discharge a firearm while cleaning it. Why the fuck was there a round in the chamber? Even if there was one, why the fuck didn't you check the chamber before cleaning the gun? Some people are devastatingly stupid. You do realize Canseco probably would have LOOKED DOWN the barrel to see if it was loaded right. Good thing he didn't check.

So because of that, there is some conspiracy? ok. How about this? He was driving a 2014 Camaro on a slick road. Camaro's suck in wet conditions, proven by article after article. Oscar had this thing for taking chances and risks.. There have been reports that he was speeding which would fit your little conspiracy theory I guess except for the fact that he was a young 22 year old kid thinking he is invincible taking chances and flying down a road showing off his new toy. Things happen. In 2014 in this social media world where if dont report the news immediately you are hiding something. My assumption is that they waited so long because they wanted to draft the PR release in a way that expressed their true feelings. But yes... Its a conspiracy that the DR is covering up. Ok. I never said there was a conspiracy that the DR was covering up. I said my own opinion and what I believed at the time. I wouldn't be shocked to find out I'm right, but I'm also hoping in wrong. However, the twin towers were taken down by our own government to boost the economy.

Still more reliable than Squalls... Atleast squalls sources aren't in the 50 cent bin at gamestop.

I am going to hope he isnt wearing the same jersey each and every day. He says he owns 6 of them. I saw a picture somewhere of all 6 at one point.

I think he tried to kill himself, it's obvious- he sells everything now he owns and bought some turtles... Obviously in pain inside. *This was Sarcastic.

He accidentally discharged his firearm in his house while cleaning it.... @nbc6: DEVELOPING: Former Oakland A's superstar Jose Canseco accidentally shot himself in finger while cleaning gun, Nevada Police told NBC News.

WE FOUND IT! WE FOUND THE LINE! Unless she tells me otherwise.