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PurpleHaze

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  1. F**k da police comin' straight from the underground/A young Jewess got it bad cuz I'm BAD...
  2. ^^^ Decent singing voice, but she kinda looks like a drag queen.
  3. After five weeks of training on a treadmill in the comfy confines of the gym, I impulsively decided to run outside today. Went from my house to Ed Smith Stadium and back. Total of 3 miles. Was supposed to run 6 miles today. Had to stop and turn around at the stadium because running outside made me nauseous. #Fail #HalfMarathonDreamShattered
  4. That sucks. I would hope for, at the very least, a Funny or Die short.
  5. Craig's nice enough. I've had several encounters with him throughout the years, mainly at Marlins games in Atlanta and Tampa Bay. He fits in fine with Rich and Tommy. BTW, Rich is an awesome guy. Met him once. He told me how he came up with the idea for E-mail Tuesdays.
  6. No freaking way. Too good to be true. They're messing with us. Right?
  7. That was fun. The next video listed is also worth watching, but man Mitch is awkward. Mitch being awkward. Edit: Awkward Mitch Moment.
  8. Wow! Thanks for sharing!
  9. I wish somebody that has a far better understanding of this would explain exactly how this works. Confuses me a bit. Example..... Although federal law gave women the right to vote long before, the Florida constitution wasn't amended to do it until 1969. Yet some counties were allowing it before that. (Information taken from a 3 volumn set entitled "Florida's Past", "Florida's Past," published by Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida. I can't help you with the legal stuff, but I can give you a better understanding that commas actually go inside quotation marks. You're never too old to learn.
  10. Good God, LoMo. Good God.
  11. "On this week's episode of The Franchise, Yoenis Cespedes contemplates a return to Cuba as a result of last night's altercation with the newly-'retired' Carlos Zambrano. On the trade front, Nyjer Morgan is set to become a Marlin and Gaby Sanchez has a lot to say. Stay tuned" I wish I could like this twice.
  12. I finally caught a late-night viewing of it last night. The KC guy crushed the Blue Jays guy so bad I felt sorry for him. I like the show a lot already based on just that episode.
  13. What's the point of heckling Carlos Delgado? The guy picked us to sign with out of several suitors in FA and we happened to turn around and send him out of town for minor leaguers the next year. Just the joys of being a drunk college student taking a break from summer classes. Not saying the Delgado heckling in June 2006 was rational. It just kind of happened...because we were drunk college kids surrounded by Mets fans in the Fish Tank.
  14. Ha, my favorite was heckling Carlos Delgado when he came back in 2006. Not like he could hear us. Then a Mets fan in front of us stood up and purposely mooned us with his disgusting, hairy ass.
  15. Just out of curiosity, when did that second gif happen? Don't see men just break down like that on TV all that much. It wasn't real http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3pttNPSTE LOL I remember that....hilarious.
  16. For the life of me I don't know why Florida can't play on the road this year. At least Kara Lawson is doing the color commentary. Girl power.
  17. That makes me feel old. Talk about a blast from the past! Shiz, someone bring up that Grant Hill commercial.
  18. I can't get this out of my head to the point that I'm about to purchase it for my gym mix. Can't you hear that boom badoom boom, baby?!
  19. Have a good one, Gizmo.
  20. i have fond memories of sitting in the Fish Tank opening day 2009 and hearing two drunk guys yell KEARNS! HEY KEARNS! YOU SUCK! KEEEEEAAAARRRNS YOU SUCK! nonstop for two hours I'm kind of gonna miss heckling people from the Fish Tank...RIP Fish Tank
  21. Laying out at the pool because it's 80 degrees in January.
  22. Dang, I should really re-thank my dad for all the times he bought us batters box seats. (In contrast, when I went to games with my friends, I purchased tickets in left or right field.) And I should probably PRE-thank him for whatever he gets us for Opening Night, not to mention the Heat-Sixers game the night before. Can he be MY dad too????? Mine. All mine! Luckily my two sisters could care less about baseball.
  23. I literally listen to every type of music but here's one unmanly song that I like. No, I'm not gay, but these dudes can sing. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=rppVf1UGbKM OK OK, I admit it. *NSYNC was in my drawer of shame along with Limp Bizkit and Papa Roach. 9th grade was confusing. Too much TRL.
  24. Rich Waltz is calling the FSU-WF game! Scroll up on this thread and see how I had the exact same reaction when Waltz called a UF game earlier this season. It's nice to have that familiar voice you listen to every day for six months call a college hoops game in the offseason.
  25. Dang, I should really re-thank my dad for all the times he bought us batters box seats. (In contrast, when I went to games with my friends, I purchased tickets in left or right field.) And I should probably PRE-thank him for whatever he gets us for Opening Night, not to mention the Heat-Sixers game the night before.
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