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Austin Kearns signed

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We sure do have a lot of players competing for a bench spot now. Maybe one of these guys will work out.

Seems very unlikely that he'll be able to land a roster spot. Marlins already have a lot of guys competing for reserve spots (Coghlan, Peterson, Cousins, Rowand, etc.).

 

Still worth the try though I guess.

 

EDIT: Wow, really didn't mean to almost copy SF745's post above me.

i have fond memories of sitting in the Fish Tank opening day 2009 and hearing two drunk guys yell KEARNS! HEY KEARNS! YOU SUCK! KEEEEEAAAARRRNS YOU SUCK! nonstop for two hours

Used to be good. Worth having around if he can get some semblance of his old stroke and we need a guy to provide some spot AB's.

i have fond memories of sitting in the Fish Tank opening day 2009 and hearing two drunk guys yell KEARNS! HEY KEARNS! YOU SUCK! KEEEEEAAAARRRNS YOU SUCK! nonstop for two hours

 

 

lmao, that sounds awesome

i have fond memories of sitting in the Fish Tank opening day 2009 and hearing two drunk guys yell KEARNS! HEY KEARNS! YOU SUCK! KEEEEEAAAARRRNS YOU SUCK! nonstop for two hours

 

 

lmao, that sounds awesome

 

And now WE have him?!?!?!?!?!?!

i have fond memories of sitting in the Fish Tank opening day 2009 and hearing two drunk guys yell KEARNS! HEY KEARNS! YOU SUCK! KEEEEEAAAARRRNS YOU SUCK! nonstop for two hours

 

 

I'm kind of gonna miss heckling people from the Fish Tank...RIP Fish Tank

i have fond memories of sitting in the Fish Tank opening day 2009 and hearing two drunk guys yell KEARNS! HEY KEARNS! YOU SUCK! KEEEEEAAAARRRNS YOU SUCK! nonstop for two hours

 

 

I'm kind of gonna miss heckling people from the Fish Tank...RIP Fish Tank

 

we should lobby to have the bullpen reserved renamed as fish tank

i have fond memories of sitting in the Fish Tank opening day 2009 and hearing two drunk guys yell KEARNS! HEY KEARNS! YOU SUCK! KEEEEEAAAARRRNS YOU SUCK! nonstop for two hours

 

 

I'm kind of gonna miss heckling people from the Fish Tank...RIP Fish Tank

 

The most heckling from the Fish Tank I've heard was directed towards Kevin Gregg. Good times.

My best memory for the OF was when JP came back for the Cubs, everyone was cheering madly for him. My brother and I sarcastically rooted and yelled for Jacque Jones the entire game.

Ha, my favorite was heckling Carlos Delgado when he came back in 2006. Not like he could hear us. Then a Mets fan in front of us stood up and purposely mooned us with his disgusting, hairy ass.

Ha, my favorite was heckling Carlos Delgado when he came back in 2006. Not like he could hear us. Then a Mets fan in front of us stood up and purposely mooned us with his disgusting, hairy ass.

 

How classy.

Ha, my favorite was heckling Carlos Delgado when he came back in 2006. Not like he could hear us. Then a Mets fan in front of us stood up and purposely mooned us with his disgusting, hairy ass.

 

 

What's the point of heckling Carlos Delgado? The guy picked us to sign with out of several suitors in FA and we happened to turn around and send him out of town for minor leaguers the next year.

Ha, my favorite was heckling Carlos Delgado when he came back in 2006. Not like he could hear us. Then a Mets fan in front of us stood up and purposely mooned us with his disgusting, hairy ass.

 

 

What's the point of heckling Carlos Delgado? The guy picked us to sign with out of several suitors in FA and we happened to turn around and send him out of town for minor leaguers the next year.

Actually, we sent him to the Mets for Mike Jacobs.

Mike Jacobs got us Leo Nunez 4 years later.

Leo Nunez turned into Juan Carlos Oviedo 3 years later.

Juan Carlos Oviedo ... to be determined.

Ha, my favorite was heckling Carlos Delgado when he came back in 2006. Not like he could hear us. Then a Mets fan in front of us stood up and purposely mooned us with his disgusting, hairy ass.

 

 

What's the point of heckling Carlos Delgado? The guy picked us to sign with out of several suitors in FA and we happened to turn around and send him out of town for minor leaguers the next year.

 

never let the facts get in the way of a good heckle.

Ha, my favorite was heckling Carlos Delgado when he came back in 2006. Not like he could hear us. Then a Mets fan in front of us stood up and purposely mooned us with his disgusting, hairy ass.

 

 

What's the point of heckling Carlos Delgado? The guy picked us to sign with out of several suitors in FA and we happened to turn around and send him out of town for minor leaguers the next year.

Actually, we sent him to the Mets for Mike Jacobs.

Mike Jacobs got us Leo Nunez 4 years later.

Leo Nunez turned into Juan Carlos Oviedo 3 years later.

Juan Carlos Oviedo ... to be determined.

 

Leo Nunez was a total screw-up and it's fitting that his career ended with a fraud, which is what he was as a closer. But I'm confident that this Oviedo guy is gonna do well as a set-up man. He hasn't had an ERA over 4.06 in the last 5 years, and plus a change of scenery from playing in the black hole that was Florida to coming to an exciting locale like Miami can only help him.

Ha, my favorite was heckling Carlos Delgado when he came back in 2006. Not like he could hear us. Then a Mets fan in front of us stood up and purposely mooned us with his disgusting, hairy ass.

 

 

What's the point of heckling Carlos Delgado? The guy picked us to sign with out of several suitors in FA and we happened to turn around and send him out of town for minor leaguers the next year.

Actually, we sent him to the Mets for Mike Jacobs.

Mike Jacobs got us Leo Nunez 4 years later.

Leo Nunez turned into Juan Carlos Oviedo 3 years later.

Juan Carlos Oviedo ... to be determined.

 

Leo Nunez was a total screw-up and it's fitting that his career ended with a fraud, which is what he was as a closer. But I'm confident that this Oviedo guy is gonna do well as a set-up man. He hasn't had an ERA over 4.06 in the last 5 years, and plus a change of scenery from playing in the black hole that was Florida to coming to an exciting locale like Miami can only help him.

 

He's gonna be the same guy because roles don't really matter. You're either a good reliever or you're not a good reliever. Leo Nunez worst season as a Marlin was as a setup man. The whole "doesn't have the mentality to be a closer" is bulls***. He's just not very good. Always been the same guy. He allows too many HR's to be the very good high-leverage reliever the Marlins hope he can become.

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