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True story way back when.....

 

One of my fraternity brothers declared that he was going to spend the entire time at one of our parties asking every chick he ran into if they'd like to F**k.

 

He walked up to every girl there and said "Hey, would you like to F**k?" Needless to say, he got slapped 4 or 5 times. But the saddest thing about the whole night is that the last girl he tried this line on took him up on his offer. They are still married (with kids) today.

 

Proof is in the pudding, so to speak.

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True story way back when.....

 

One of my fraternity brothers declared that he was going to spend the entire time at one of our parties asking every chick he ran into if they'd like to F**k.

 

He walked up to every girl there and said "Hey, would you like to F**k?" Needless to say, he got slapped 4 or 5 times. But the saddest thing about the whole night is that the last girl he tried this line on took him up on his offer. They are still married (with kids) today.

 

Proof is in the pudding, so to speak.

Taking a page from Don't be a Menace "The man........"

 

WOW! Who would have thunk it

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"hey i lost my pants, can....you know what...never mind...screw it. I suck at pick up lines, how would you like to go back to my place for some tea? oh you would....? Crap, i dont have tea...i have coffee...? Oh thats ok?"

 

 

thats a true story...

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"Girl your feet must hurt cuz you've been running through my mind all day."

 

"I'm going to flip a coin, heads you screw me, tails I screw you."

 

"Nice legs, what time do they open."

 

"Those are big, beautiful........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eyes you have."

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Guest marlins02

heres one i tried this week:

 

 

Hi, do you mind if i sit with you?

 

the response:

 

no go ahead :D

 

and then she got up and left :(

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