June 16, 200422 yr Here I will start it off- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw! Here is one that I use- Sup you from outta town? *Will Ferrell Voice*
June 16, 200422 yr [make ambulance noise] Thats an ambulance, because the sight of you stopped my heart.
June 16, 200422 yr [make ambulance noise] Thats an ambulance, because the sight of you stopped my heart. Night at the Roxbury. What a movie!
June 16, 200422 yr *reaches for back of girl's shirt to check tag* "Just as I suspected...made in heaven"
June 16, 200422 yr Author [make ambulance noise] Thats an ambulance, because the sight of you stopped my heart. Night at the Roxbury. What a movie! You know what the first noise I heard when I saw you? Berrrrrrrrrrrr Berrrrrrrrrrr
June 16, 200422 yr True story way back when..... One of my fraternity brothers declared that he was going to spend the entire time at one of our parties asking every chick he ran into if they'd like to F**k. He walked up to every girl there and said "Hey, would you like to F**k?" Needless to say, he got slapped 4 or 5 times. But the saddest thing about the whole night is that the last girl he tried this line on took him up on his offer. They are still married (with kids) today. Proof is in the pudding, so to speak.
June 16, 200422 yr Author True story way back when..... One of my fraternity brothers declared that he was going to spend the entire time at one of our parties asking every chick he ran into if they'd like to F**k. He walked up to every girl there and said "Hey, would you like to F**k?" Needless to say, he got slapped 4 or 5 times. But the saddest thing about the whole night is that the last girl he tried this line on took him up on his offer. They are still married (with kids) today. Proof is in the pudding, so to speak. Taking a page from Don't be a Menace "The man........" WOW! Who would have thunk it
June 16, 200422 yr Are your parents retarted? Because you sure are special..... *puts that in memory bank for future use*
June 16, 200422 yr "Excuse me miss, have you lost your virginity? If so, can I have the box that it came in?"
June 16, 200422 yr "I lost my number. May I have yours?" lol thats the one that I was going to post, anyways heres another one: Q)Who's house tonight-mine or yours? A)Both. I go to mine and you go to yours.
June 16, 200422 yr Oh my gracious these are all funny! :lol "Wanna get a pizza and have sex? No? What, you don't like pizza?"
June 18, 200422 yr "hey i lost my pants, can....you know what...never mind...screw it. I suck at pick up lines, how would you like to go back to my place for some tea? oh you would....? Crap, i dont have tea...i have coffee...? Oh thats ok?" thats a true story...
June 18, 200422 yr "Girl your feet must hurt cuz you've been running through my mind all day." "I'm going to flip a coin, heads you screw me, tails I screw you." "Nice legs, what time do they open." "Those are big, beautiful........ eyes you have."
June 19, 200422 yr heres one i tried this week: Hi, do you mind if i sit with you? the response: no go ahead and then she got up and left
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