December 1, 200421 yr December 1, 2004 -- ANNA Benson, the former model and stripper who is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson, vowed yesterday that if she ever catches her husband cheating, she'll have sex with all his teammates. The buxom brunette, proclaimed "Baseball's Hottest Wife" by FHM magazine, said on Howard Stern's nationally syndicated radio show: "I told him [Kris] ? because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time ? I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team ? coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team." "Mike Piazza just did a back flip," Stern said, egging her on. "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?" "Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine." Even Robin Quivers got in on it: "What about groundskeepers?" "If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll [also] circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will screw all them too." She added that she and Benson are so into each other, they've had sex in many of the stadiums where he's pitched, including PNC Park and Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh. This thread is nothing without pictures so: cold?
December 1, 200421 yr it would be awesome if he did. she could like make an awesome dvd series. 624534[/snapback] :lol What a slut though.
December 1, 200421 yr Author it would be awesome if he did. she could like make an awesome dvd series. 624534[/snapback] :lol What a slut though. 624541[/snapback] I thought her just saying this would kinda embaress Kris.
December 1, 200421 yr I can imagine players trying to set Benson up and sneak a hot chic in his hotel room when he's alone. :lol
December 1, 200421 yr Man... Do you think this influences Pedro's decision? She is a fine piece of ass, but for all she's got going for her in looks she must have been balanced out with less than an average IQ...a monkey's IQ at that....
December 2, 200421 yr They probably have guys on the Mets trying to convince Benson to cheat as much as he can while hoping to get Mrs. Benson to fulfill her "campaign promise"
December 2, 200421 yr Author I wonder if Piazza rapes Benson in the shower if that counts as cheating. :plain
December 3, 200421 yr So if Kris cheats, will there be a "team meeting" or will Anna have 1 on 1 sessions with everybody?? It would be much more economical to do the team meeting (gang bang) but hey i'm getting way ahead of myself here... :plain
December 3, 200421 yr So if Kris cheats, will there be a "team meeting" or will Anna have 1 on 1 sessions with everybody?? It would be much more economical to do the team meeting (gang bang) but hey i'm getting way ahead of myself here... :plain 625459[/snapback] team meeting.. and then a one-on-one session with the batboy cuz he's not allowed in the meetings.. .. ..
December 3, 200421 yr I saw her on Leno say that and almost fell out of my chair. She also said he was "a pitcher with a nice bat." Leno fell out of his chair and mockingly apologized to the FCC. :lol She is a hoe...but a nice-looking hoe. :plain
December 3, 200421 yr I got to get to be the Mets batboy! 625439[/snapback] no! Im the batboy! 625445[/snapback] Listen guys, we can ALL be batboys. It's not like she'll care if we're on the list too!
December 3, 200421 yr Author I got to get to be the Mets batboy! 625439[/snapback] no! Im the batboy! 625445[/snapback] Listen guys, we can ALL be batboys. It's not like she'll care if we're on the list too! 625532[/snapback] You can be bat boys, I am going to be part of the fielding crew, I can help her trim... her hedges. :plain
December 3, 200421 yr I got to get to be the Mets batboy! 625439[/snapback] no! Im the batboy! 625445[/snapback] Listen guys, we can ALL be batboys. It's not like she'll care if we're on the list too! 625532[/snapback] You can be bat boys, I am going to be part of the fielding crew, I can help her trim... her hedges. :plain 625538[/snapback] And I can give her the big bat she needs to hit a home run. Maybe she can turn this batboy into, dare I say, a batMAN!?!?!? Either way, it works out well for the both of us.
December 3, 200421 yr The Mets 2005 Slogan: We've Got Anna Benson! 624657[/snapback] :lol it's a little better than the 2004 slogan: "we dont have Mo' no mo"
December 3, 200421 yr I can't imagine cheating on that woman...how much hotter can you want? She's already one of the hottest babes I've ever seen.
December 3, 200421 yr i hope she extents it to Mets fans as well, cause if she does.... im in like Flint bra.
December 3, 200421 yr why would he ever cheat on her anyway he is a lucky brohan 624533[/snapback] The grass is always greener. Also, why ain't she naked? She's a former stripper so there must be nude or at least topless pics floating around the internet.
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