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The Florida Mermaids

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I don't like them. Ice Cats were much hotter.

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Well according to early results, your assumption that most people dislike them.... is wrong.

I don't like them. Ice Cats were much hotter.

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Well according to early results, your assumption that most people dislike them.... is wrong.

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I was basing my case on the fact that before the recent influx of young men on this site, when most of the site hated them.

Skanks = Good for baseball

Skanks in less clothing = Better for baseball

They're pretty hot and everything, but cheerleaders do not belong in baseball. I do not want to be standing up during the 7th inning stretch singing along as the organist plays take me out to the ballgame and feel like i'm getting a table dance from some slut shaking her ass in my face as we "root, root, root" for the home team. It's very awkward, especially when I go to a game with my parents since we're sitting so close to the dugouts.

I wouldn't mind complementary table dances during the 7th inning stretch... :plain

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Free lap dances to the first 500 fans would be nice....

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These men have the right ideas.

 

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Gotta love a sport where steroids are acceptable, but cheerleaders are bad for the game. I guess cheaters are the only ones allowed to have boobs at the stadium.

They're pretty hot and everything, but cheerleaders do not belong in baseball. I do not want to be standing up during the 7th inning stretch singing along as the organist plays take me out to the ballgame and feel like i'm getting a table dance from some slut shaking her ass in my face as we "root, root, root" for the home team. It's very awkward, especially when I go to a game with my parents since we're sitting so close to the dugouts.

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I agree ... but I cant help to look :confused

I really dont like/hate the fish fingers but I think they need to learn how to dance :thumbup ...

 

My aunt wants me to be a fish finger :no

My aunt wants me to be a fish finger? :no

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a what?

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My dad calls the Mermaids Fish Fingers or Carrot Sticks!

My aunt wants me to be a fish finger :no

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a what?

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My dad calls the Mermaids Fish Fingers or Carrot Sticks!

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I was basing my case on the fact that before the recent influx of young men on this site, when most of the site hated them.

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this site has always been predominantly male.

 

i'd argue that the "influx" was of females...and we all know they're haters.

Hey, I like them and I am female.

 

So maybe they're not that perfect... but hey, it's still pretty cool that we have the first cheerleaders in the MLB. :)

My aunt wants me to be a fish finger :no

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a what?

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My dad calls the Mermaids Fish Fingers or Carrot Sticks!

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Are you sure your dad doesn't want to finger the Fish?

 

:mischief :plain

UNCALLED FOR

 

 

 

 

My aunt wants me to be a fish finger? :no

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a what?

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My dad calls the Mermaids Fish Fingers or Carrot Sticks!

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Are you sure your dad doesn't want to finger the Fish?

 

:mischief :plain

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Thanks morality police

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