February 9, 200620 yr If you want to get into any college or every college write Chuck Norris as the answer to every question on your SATs. You will get a 1600
February 9, 200620 yr Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
February 9, 200620 yr This one was created by myself... When Saddam Huissen claimed to have weapons of mass distruction, he merely kidnapped Chuck Norris and trained his soldiers on the Total Gym.
February 9, 200620 yr One day a karate instructor told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks are the coolest. This turned out to be the biggest mistake ever.
February 9, 200620 yr Chuck Norris tears are the cure to cancer for a known fact. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried!
February 9, 200620 yr There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. ..... Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
February 9, 200620 yr Chuck Norris tears are the cure to cancer for a known fact. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried! stop stealing this from www.chucknorrisfacts.com
February 9, 200620 yr This one's about Vin Diesel, but still.. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects on lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris does not use the bathroom. He merely concentrates, and everything is cleared. Chuck Norris once had a headache. He then roundhouse kicked himself, and everything felt fine. When someone said Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass, Chuck Norris went into his basement, built a time machine, went back in time, beat the crap out of Bruce Lee, chopped up his body, returned to the present, and then forced the Bruce Lee fan to eat Bruce Lee. He then kicked his ass. Man, these are fun to come up with. Arent there thousands of these on various sites?
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris killed the Last of the Mohicans. Chuck Norris can never be a father. His sperm are lead bullets. Chuck Norris once swallowed a fetus and gave birth to Vin Diesel.
February 10, 200620 yr Yo, Wild Card, your brother is droppin his shoulder.. Well, I don't know of any home run derby contests you can win by hitting ground balls... :thumbup
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris has sued NBC for the name of the show "Law & Order", stating that those are the names of his left and right legs.
February 10, 200620 yr Before the boogey-man goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. :lol
February 10, 200620 yr In 6 days God created the universe and on the 7th day he created Chuck Norris.
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice. Chuck Norris can integrate e^(x^2)
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris came before the chicken and the egg. Chuck Norris has grown facial hair since conception.
February 10, 200620 yr When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'." Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
February 10, 200620 yr Chuck Norris gets free lunch. Moses wasn't God's first choice to lead the slaves out of Egypt. Chuck Norris declined and threw his cigarette in a bush.
February 10, 200620 yr Yo, Wild Card, your brother is droppin his shoulder.. Well, I don't know of any home run derby contests you can win by hitting ground balls... :thumbup Because he's lifting the ball by dropping the shoulder.
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