April 1, 200620 yr To jail. You see as many of you know I'm always on here a lot of the time, day and night. I have been able to do that because I have been part of an intricate scheme, where I have been laundering a lot of money, giving me a lot of free time to do stuff that I truly enjoy, such as talking baseball. However, last night one of my cohorts was raided, the police found a ton of our stuff and from what I hear he squealed like a greased pig. Rumors have it the police are now after me and the other 2 guys that I have been working with in this great scheme. I wont say anything about it right now, I dont want to reveal too much at this time. I'm just hoping I'm not sent to federal pound me in the ass prison, but to some country club resort. I only laundered money! It didnt hurt anyone really, well except those that I laundered the money from. I mean I can't say that I'm sorry, because I'm not. It's been a great life, but hopefully this all blows over and we are able to slither our way out of it. But if for some reason I disappear, you know why. Thanks for all your support in this time of fear for me my brothers and sisters of this community. Say a prayer or two for me....just in case. ~Das
April 1, 200620 yr Too bad its April Fools Day :mischief If this were true who would I get my stock tips from. :mischief
April 1, 200620 yr Author Too bad its April Fools Day :mischief If this were true who would I get my stock tips from. :mischief it is true. how do you think i fund my stocks? I wish this were a joke friends.
April 1, 200620 yr Author go ahead and joke around. damnit. I really dont want to call in a favor with my 'other friends'
April 1, 200620 yr If you were really going to jail, you would not be talking like this, and you would not be on this board telling us. Im 90% sure your not going to jail.
April 1, 200620 yr Author Bring a pillow to sit on got experience dood? If you were really going to jail, you would not be talking like this, and you would not be on this board telling us. Im 90% sure your not going to jail. you probably are right... cause i'm going to weasal my way out of it.
April 1, 200620 yr Crazy f*cker. Just don't tell them about that threesome with the one legged pigmy.
April 1, 200620 yr My mother and father both work for the Illinois Department of Corrections, ones a prison guard and ones a parole officer...my father tells me stories about the tiny white guys that are in there for like embesslement or something and, well, become someones special friend.
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