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Eddie Griffin Crashes Car while Masturbating

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Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was served with a civil suit accusing him of crashing his SUV into a parked car because he was drunk and watching a pornographic DVD, according to the PIONEER PRESS.

 

The suit seeks $50,000 in compensatory damages and could be amended to include punitive damages, said Mike Padden, attorney for plaintiffs Jamal Hassuneh and Lindsey Hassuneh.

 

Griffin did not return a phone message seeking comment, nor did his lawyer, Jeff Wernick of Los Angeles-based Wasserman Media Group. A WMG spokeswoman said Griffin would release a statement today and declined further comment.

 

Timberwolves spokesman Mike Cristaldi said team officials would not comment because they consider it a matter between Griffin and the plaintiffs.

 

Griffin told the Pioneer Press a day after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. The complaint, filed in St. Paul District Court, alleges the crash occurred because he was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.

 

Sickening....

Why can't he be normal like all the other sports stars and rape some 19 year old girl.

only thing that could make this worse is if he was sucking off some guy at the same time.

what did people think would happen when they put dvd players in cars...that only kids would watch animated movies in them? come on...it was a matter of time before some dumbass crashed while watchin some porn and doin the five knuckle shuffle

hahaha, this is great and I could easily see it happening.

 

I've got a Pioneer DVD/nav system in my STI but it won't play DVD's if the car is in motion.

For a second I thought you meant Eddie Griffin, the comedian.

 

I'm not familiar with this player, but that's pretty funny.

Greatest accident ever?

I heard the license plate for the car was "IPLEZME" or "MASTURB8"

This begs the question.... how many people have masturbated while driving?

 

Long car journeys by yourself, the possibilities are endless.

 

:lol

This begs the question.... how many people have masturbated while driving?

 

I never have, I'm not that talented.

This begs the question.... how many people have masturbated while driving?

 

I have enough trouble driving as it is. Driving and masturbating would lead me to what happend to Mr. Griffin.

This begs the question.... how many people have masturbated while driving?

 

I never have, I'm not that talented.

If you're on the highway, it's probably easy as Hell. I might have to give this a shot today.

It's probably not that difficult, I mean, just keep one hand on the wheel. Wow, this is an interesting topic.

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