September 9, 201016 yr My friends, we are going to the playoffs this year. How, might you ask? Simple. We have a very magical bat on your side. A bat that will soon reach the record books for being the only one of it's kind to get 4 seasons of 30+ HRs. Who is the owner of this magical bat? His name......is Dan Uggla. We must all now invoke the power of the Uggla and call forth the rest of his lineage. Yes my fellow fans, I'm referring to..... The Mighty Uggla Triplets! I present to you: Eyeless Uggla Chin Face Uggla And last, but not least....Faceless Uggla! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE PLAYOFFS!
September 9, 201016 yr fair enough, I emailed my professor from my phone during Macroeconomics today... telling him that he speaks like Stephen Colbert and that he should read I Am America (And So Can You!). And I also told him that I was responsible for the empty ice tea can under the desk. Lol.
September 9, 201016 yr Why do we need both Eyeless and Faceless Uggla? Faceless Uggla has more tools than Eyeless Uggla and is a more complete player. Trade Eyeless Uggla for Hairless JJ so we can get some good SP.
September 9, 201016 yr Author Why do we need both Eyeless and Faceless Uggla? Faceless Uggla has more tools than Eyeless Uggla and is a more complete player. Trade Eyeless Uggla for Hairless JJ so we can get some good SP.
September 9, 201016 yr Eyeless Uggla looks more awesome and is a fan favorite. we could use another JJ though.
September 9, 201016 yr Author Eyeless Uggla looks more awesome and is a fan favorite. we could use another JJ though. Yeah, but Eyeless Uggla strikes out too much. Chinface Uggla is battting .284 at least.
September 9, 201016 yr Ever have one of those days where you felt like you just woke up in a parallel universe? :blink:
September 10, 201016 yr Author Bald/Mutant JJ acquired!! Also missing right ear because??????? It was slowing down his fastball.
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