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Okay to lighten the mood around here

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Come on ctina, You're telling me that this man doesn't do anything for you?

 

 

 

 

The two Mikes are great too. Mike Stanton is a big man, and has big feet & hands. LOL. Mike Jacobs was a QT too. I especially like that he is the father of twins. That takes a lot of parenting between he and his wife. I met her in 2008 at a game in the bathroom. She was a sweet girl, and about 3 or 4 of us girls were chatting with her about the twins. At least we think it was her LOL.

I really never understood the whole 'Jorge Cantu looks like a monster' thing.

 

Granted he's got a bit of prune shudder on his face, which is somewhat ugly, he's not as monstrous as portrayed lol.

 

 

His hair is thinning in an odd pattern, his facial hair sucks and his skin shows terrible scarring caused by acne. He's absolutely not attractive, in fact, he's sub par in the looks category. My use of the word monstrosity was not to actually call him a monster, more as in, "the man is an aberration to the eye."

I really never understood the whole 'Jorge Cantu looks like a monster' thing.

 

Granted he's got a bit of prune shudder on his face, which is somewhat ugly, he's not as monstrous as portrayed lol.

 

 

His hair is thinning in an odd pattern, his facial hair sucks and his skin shows terrible scarring caused by acne. He's absolutely not attractive, in fact, he's sub par in the looks category. My use of the word monstrosity was not to actually call him a monster, more as in, "the man is an aberration to the eye."

 

a lesson to all guys who aren't good looking, find yourself a blind girl because otherwise your life will suck. That is, unless you can find a woman who isnt so shallow and will judge you beyond your looks. oh yeah good luck to that!

I really never understood the whole 'Jorge Cantu looks like a monster' thing.

 

Granted he's got a bit of prune shudder on his face, which is somewhat ugly, he's not as monstrous as portrayed lol.

 

 

His hair is thinning in an odd pattern, his facial hair sucks and his skin shows terrible scarring caused by acne. He's absolutely not attractive, in fact, he's sub par in the looks category. My use of the word monstrosity was not to actually call him a monster, more as in, "the man is an aberration to the eye."

 

a lesson to all guys who aren't good looking, find yourself a blind girl because otherwise your life will suck. That is, unless you can find a woman who isnt so shallow and will judge you beyond your looks. oh yeah good luck to that!

 

LOL After reading the original post, I'm not sure what you were expecting in this thread. This isn't the "He might not be physically attractive but he has one hell of a personality!" thread. To use this thread as an example that women are shallow would be unwise. It's as if I would go into the "who would you do thread?" and judge all those posting as shallow when it's obviously all in fun.

I really never understood the whole 'Jorge Cantu looks like a monster' thing.

 

Granted he's got a bit of prune shudder on his face, which is somewhat ugly, he's not as monstrous as portrayed lol.

 

 

His hair is thinning in an odd pattern, his facial hair sucks and his skin shows terrible scarring caused by acne. He's absolutely not attractive, in fact, he's sub par in the looks category. My use of the word monstrosity was not to actually call him a monster, more as in, "the man is an aberration to the eye."

 

a lesson to all guys who aren't good looking, find yourself a blind girl because otherwise your life will suck. That is, unless you can find a woman who isnt so shallow and will judge you beyond your looks. oh yeah good luck to that!

 

 

Awww, poor baby. Please, go cry about it. I have my subjective opinion, and it's that Jorge Cantu is ugly as sin, and if that in some way offends you, I'm NOT sorry.

Bradley Cooper played for the Marlins?

 

I thought he sort of looked like the lead singer from Creed.

 

I thought he looked like Christian Bale...

I really never understood the whole 'Jorge Cantu looks like a monster' thing.

 

Granted he's got a bit of prune shudder on his face, which is somewhat ugly, he's not as monstrous as portrayed lol.

 

 

His hair is thinning in an odd pattern, his facial hair sucks and his skin shows terrible scarring caused by acne. He's absolutely not attractive, in fact, he's sub par in the looks category. My use of the word monstrosity was not to actually call him a monster, more as in, "the man is an aberration to the eye."

 

a lesson to all guys who aren't good looking, find yourself a blind girl because otherwise your life will suck. That is, unless you can find a woman who isnt so shallow and will judge you beyond your looks. oh yeah good luck to that!

 

 

Awww, poor baby. Please, go cry about it. I have my subjective opinion, and it's that Jorge Cantu is ugly as sin, and if that in some way offends you, I'm NOT sorry.

I'm offended that he was offended by this. Not all girls are shallow bitches.

I really never understood the whole 'Jorge Cantu looks like a monster' thing.

 

Granted he's got a bit of prune shudder on his face, which is somewhat ugly, he's not as monstrous as portrayed lol.

 

 

His hair is thinning in an odd pattern, his facial hair sucks and his skin shows terrible scarring caused by acne. He's absolutely not attractive, in fact, he's sub par in the looks category. My use of the word monstrosity was not to actually call him a monster, more as in, "the man is an aberration to the eye."

 

a lesson to all guys who aren't good looking, find yourself a blind girl because otherwise your life will suck. That is, unless you can find a woman who isnt so shallow and will judge you beyond your looks. oh yeah good luck to that!

 

 

Awww, poor baby. Please, go cry about it. I have my subjective opinion, and it's that Jorge Cantu is ugly as sin, and if that in some way offends you, I'm NOT sorry.

I'm offended that he was offended by this. Not all girls are shallow bitches.

 

But your stupid ex-girlfriend is!

I really never understood the whole 'Jorge Cantu looks like a monster' thing.

 

Granted he's got a bit of prune shudder on his face, which is somewhat ugly, he's not as monstrous as portrayed lol.

 

 

His hair is thinning in an odd pattern, his facial hair sucks and his skin shows terrible scarring caused by acne. He's absolutely not attractive, in fact, he's sub par in the looks category. My use of the word monstrosity was not to actually call him a monster, more as in, "the man is an aberration to the eye."

 

a lesson to all guys who aren't good looking, find yourself a blind girl because otherwise your life will suck. That is, unless you can find a woman who isnt so shallow and will judge you beyond your looks. oh yeah good luck to that!

 

LOL After reading the original post, I'm not sure what you were expecting in this thread. This isn't the "He might not be physically attractive but he has one hell of a personality!" thread. To use this thread as an example that women are shallow would be unwise. It's as if I would go into the "who would you do thread?" and judge all those posting as shallow when it's obviously all in fun.

 

Awww, poor baby. Please, go cry about it. I have my subjective opinion, and it's that Jorge Cantu is ugly as sin, and if that in some way offends you, I'm NOT sorry.

 

:lol:lol :lol :lol

Completely owned. And Ctina, you are such a lawyer. I love it.

can't find a good pic of him, but Josias Manzanillo.

 

C'mon that obsessive groin-slamming had to attract the ladies, no?

 

 

I thought he always hit his head continuously? And also would sprint to a dugout.

 

 

I actually met him at a pitching clinic a while back....good guy.

Bradley Cooper played for the Marlins?

 

I thought he sort of looked like the lead singer from Creed.

 

I thought he looked like Christian Bale...

 

 

 

Right?

 

Also, how about Carl Pavano. Not only is he attractive, but he also stuck to the Yanks (albeit, unintentionally).

The two Mikes are great too. Mike Stanton is a big man, and has big feet & hands. LOL. Mike Jacobs was a QT too. I especially like that he is the father of twins. That takes a lot of parenting between he and his wife. I met her in 2008 at a game in the bathroom. She was a sweet girl, and about 3 or 4 of us girls were chatting with her about the twins. At least we think it was her LOL.

 

If she was Mexican, it probably was her.

can't find a good pic of him, but Josias Manzanillo.

 

C'mon that obsessive groin-slamming had to attract the ladies, no?

 

The story behind that is awesome.

can't find a good pic of him, but Josias Manzanillo.

 

C'mon that obsessive groin-slamming had to attract the ladies, no?

 

The story behind that is awesome.

 

Share.

can't find a good pic of him, but Josias Manzanillo.

 

C'mon that obsessive groin-slamming had to attract the ladies, no?

 

The story behind that is awesome.

 

Share.

A comebacker off Manny got him in the privates when he wasn't wearing a cup. He ended up losing one of them and when he returned, he always wore a cup. He was constantly so afraid that he forgot his cup that he was always "nut checking" himself.

can't find a good pic of him, but Josias Manzanillo.

 

C'mon that obsessive groin-slamming had to attract the ladies, no?

 

The story behind that is awesome.

 

Share.

A comebacker off Manny got him in the privates when he wasn't wearing a cup. He ended up losing one of them and when he returned, he always wore a cup. He was constantly so afraid that he forgot his cup that he was always "nut checking" himself.

 

 

Jesus, I remember him smacking himself over the head, but I didn't know about the nut checks! Ow!

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