Turner

 

VS

 

Darvish

 

Let the depression set in

This is just crazy enough to work

FLIBBERTYGIBBET!

Okay $25 to the site if Turner has more ks than Darvish!

 

This reminds me, I think I still owe Admin $15.

Joe Frisaro✔@JoeFrisaro

@JoeFrisaro: Lineup #Marlins Yelich LF, Lucas 2B, Stanton RF, McGehee 3B, Jones 1B, Ozuna CF, Bour DH, Realmuto C, Hechavarria SS

OH LOOK AT REALMUTO GETTING A START AGAINST YU AND SHIT

Today's game will need to be a 100% team effort. Score early and often, then if turner smiles and pitches decent we will win. In a perfect world we will win 6 to 4

Texas is a -235 favorite for this game. Zoinks.

Texas is a -235 favorite for this game. Zoinks.

Lay 100 grand on the fish!

Lay 100 grand on the fish!

 

Fish are +214 so that'd be an easy $214k!

I'm pretty sure this is the biggest line of the year for us tho

If Turner has another bad outing what you think the Marlins gonna do about him?

If Turner has another bad outing what you think the Marlins gonna do about him?

Not a damn thing. That's the Marlins way when a player was acquired through a trade. See: Shortstop. For previous examples, see: Miller, Andrew; Maybin, Cameron.

Hey! Double post!

 

:gomiamib

PLAY BALL!

Hernandez, Gorkys

Hernandez, Gorkys

Eh, idk about that one.

We traded him to KC I think.

3-2 slider? Evil.

What happened to the patient Stanton that was waiting back on everything and not trying to drive in 6 runs on one swing?

Not a damn thing. That's the Marlins way when a player was acquired through a trade. See: Shortstop. For previous examples, see: Miller, Andrew; Maybin, Cameron.

Dietrich was acquired via trade. He is in NOLA because bad defense at 2B is apparently worse than bad defense at 1B or SS.

lets go Jake

Yeah, too bad Yu is good and Turner sucks.

WOW. 96 MPH Didn't know he had that in him.

Nice start

Damn, just a bit under it