So as soon as they posted that Jason Hammel quote I coincidentally went to Yahoo... Front page article is the exact same quote about Stanton and his homerun.

So as soon as they posted that Jason Hammel quote I coincidentally went to Yahoo... Front page article is the exact same quote about Stanton and his homerun.

Say what?

 

Oh, nvm. :lol

Tits McGehee

Struckimawww! #2

We apologize for the language Castro used after his at bat.

Well, fuck.

We apologize for the language Castro used after his at bat.

I don't apologize for my language after THAT at bat.

uh huh

Disco is still better than turner, we would be down 5-1 now believe that

He's Turnering.

That mother fucker was batting .050

Disco demolition night!

Dafuq was that?

lol

Terrible.

Squall, I'm still not sure if that's a penis or strawberry ice cream in your avatar pic.

Why the fuck would you throw him a fastball right down the middle?

Barney looks like jeter

Squall, I'm still not sure if that's a penis or strawberry ice cream in your avatar pic.

It's a strawberry penis.

He remembers he has other pitches, right?

Why the f*** would you throw him a fastball right down the middle?

Exactly.

Squall, I'm still not sure if that's a penis or strawberry ice cream in your avatar pic.

 

They taste the same to Mike Redmond.

Ozuna ... stop taking fastballs for strikes and then swinging at balls.

Just what Samarzidja needs.

Here's Big fudge

Ozuna needs to seriously work on his strikeout numbers. The guy is like a human windmill up there at times.