Why is Sam Dyson pitching?

Great move, Redmond! You fuck.

what an awful pitch that was.

I fucking hate Valbuena!!!!!!

Yeah maybe not the time to throw Dyson in there...

Another example of Redmond managing like he's 15 games out in late September. I mean why experiment with a new relief pitcher in a tie game in the late innings? It's not as if Dunn & Ramos pitched a lot of innings yesterday.

I just got done face palming. Came here to bitch about Red, but I see most of you covered that.

Yeah maybe not the time to throw Dyson in there...

 

 

Redmond loves to do stuff like that. Remember the games that Marmol, Camineiro & Henry Rodriguez gave up big HRs in?

Aaaand I came on to complain about putting Dyson in with a runner on in a tie game, but you all have covered that quite nicely.

Adeiny: "There's one that you're better at than me, Dietrich. And that's kissing Jeffrey Loria's ass."

 

"You're as good at kissing Jeffrey's ass as Wes Helms was...I don't know if you're as good as GREG (Dobbs) though, he's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Oops I'm breaking the fourth wall. I...am the worst shortstop in baseball. I've been the worst ever since Day 1 when I was traded to the Marlins and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Admin Beinfest saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right I'm a Admin Beinfest guy. You know who else was a Admin Beinfest guy? HANLEY RAMIREZ! And he split, just like I should be DFA'd. But the biggest difference between me and Hanley is I'm staying with the title of worst major league shortstop. I've grabbed so many of Jeffrey H Loria's imaginary brass rings that its finally dawned on me, they're just that. They're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and that day in and day out for three years that I've proven to everybody in the world that I'm the worst, at the plate, in the field, hell even in the clubhouse, nobody's worse than me. And yet no matter how many times I prove it I'm still in the everyday lineup, I'm still at shortstop every day, I'm playing over better hitters like Derek Dietrich, I even got promoted to the top of the lineup. I'm not in New Orleans, I'm not back in Jacksonville but the fact of the matter is I should be and the fact that DEREK got sent back down and I didn't makes every Marlin fan sick. Let me get this straight, you people booing me right now are just a big a reason why I'm sucking as anything else. Because you're the ones who make the front office believe I'm a superstar on defense, you're the ones who put me on the top 10 plays of sportscenter after every flashy play. Hell, maybe I'll keep on starting. Maybe I'll stay the Marlins starting shorstop forever! Hey J.P Arencibia how ya doin'. The reason I'm staying is because of you people because even while I'm starting you'll keep coming to games and chanting my name. I'm just a spoke on the wheel the wheel keeps turning and I understand that. But Jeffrey Loria's gonna make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a...well he shouldn't be a millionaire. That's because he surrounds himself with glad handed, ass kissing, douchebag yes men like Dan Jennings and Michael Hill who are gonna tell him everything he wants to hear. And I'd like to think this franchise will be better off when Jeffrey Loria's dead but the truth is, it's gonna be taken over by his gold digging wife and his doofus son in law, and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Jeffrey Loria. You know how we do this whole 'Tobacco Free Florida' campai...

Redmond does not manage like he's in a pennant race, PERIOD. The time to try out Dyson is with a big lead or if we are losing big. Give the kid a chance to get acclimated, and to see what he's got. But not Redmond! The other night he was going to bring in Slowey in a tie game in the 9th inning! But we scored a bunch of runs and made it academic.

Unreal.

But guys! Dyson has a 0.00 ERA! THAT IS BETTER THAN JENNINGS!

HECH IS 4 FOR 4 WTF

cats and dogs!

Mike Redmond and Dusty Baker walk into a bar. The barkeeper locks the door and says, "I can't give you a drink until you make a good baseball decision."

 

RIP Redmond and Baker.

Hech now has more hits in this game than he had in all of 2013, right?

Man I wish Adeiny was this good because I really wanna like the guy.

OK, Hech, shorten your lead, bro.

good move to 1st.

Good work moving that runner up, Giancarlo.

we need some Casey Mac

"You're as good at kissing Jeffrey's ass as Wes Helms was...I don't know if you're as good as GREG (Dobbs) though, he's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Oops I'm breaking the fourth wall. I...am the worst shortstop in baseball. I've been the worst ever since Day 1 when I was traded to the Marlins and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Admin Beinfest saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right I'm a Admin Beinfest guy. You know who else was a Admin Beinfest guy? HANLEY RAMIREZ! And he split, just like I should be DFA'd. But the biggest difference between me and Hanley is I'm staying with the title of worst major league shortstop. I've grabbed so many of Jeffrey H Loria's imaginary brass rings that its finally dawned on me, they're just that. They're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and that day in and day out for three years that I've proven to everybody in the world that I'm the worst, at the plate, in the field, hell even in the clubhouse, nobody's worse than me. And yet no matter how many times I prove it I'm still in the everyday lineup, I'm still at shortstop every day, I'm playing over better hitters like Derek Dietrich, I even got promoted to the top of the lineup. I'm not in New Orleans, I'm not back in Jacksonville but the fact of the matter is I should be and the fact that DEREK got sent back down and I didn't makes every Marlin fan sick. Let me get this straight, you people booing me right now are just a big a reason why I'm sucking as anything else. Because you're the ones who make the front office believe I'm a superstar on defense, you're the ones who put me on the top 10 plays of sportscenter after every flashy play. Hell, maybe I'll keep on starting. Maybe I'll stay the Marlins starting shorstop forever! Hey J.P Arencibia how ya doin'. The reason I'm staying is because of you people because even while I'm starting you'll keep coming to games and chanting my name. I'm just a spoke on the wheel the wheel keeps turning and I understand that. But Jeffrey Loria's gonna make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a...well he shouldn't be a millionaire. That's because he surrounds himself with glad handed, ass kissing, douchebag yes men like Dan Jennings and Michael Hill who are gonna tell him everything he wants to hear. And I'd like to think this franchise will be better off when Jeffrey Loria's dead but the truth is, it's gonna be taken over by his gold digging wife and his doofus son in law, and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Jeffrey Loria. You know how we do this whole 'Tobacco Free Florida' campai...

Can I like this about 100 times please? This is golden. All of my wrestling buddies are hearing about this post good sir.

Good work moving that runner up, Giancarlo.

Yep; a productive out, at least. McGehee is due.

C'mon, Jones. No shift this time, hit the ball through the right side.