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Jose Canseco Shot Up...

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He accidentally discharged his firearm in his house while cleaning it....

 

@nbc6: DEVELOPING: Former Oakland A's superstar Jose Canseco accidentally shot himself in finger while cleaning gun, Nevada Police told NBC News.

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I think he tried to kill himself, it's obvious- he sells everything now he owns and bought some turtles... Obviously in pain inside.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*This was Sarcastic.

Only a complete fucking moron can discharge a firearm while cleaning it. Why the fuck was there a round in the chamber? Even if there was one, why the fuck didn't you check the chamber before cleaning the gun?

 

Some people are devastatingly stupid.

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Only a complete fucking moron can discharge a firearm while cleaning it. Why the fuck was there a round in the chamber? Even if there was one, why the fuck didn't you check the chamber before cleaning the gun?

 

Some people are devastatingly stupid.

 

 

 

You do realize Canseco probably would have LOOKED DOWN the barrel to see if it was loaded right.

 

Good thing he didn't check.

You do realize Canseco probably would have LOOKED DOWN the barrel to see if it was loaded right.

 

Good thing he didn't check.

 

 

 

Seriously though, guns 101, rule 1: always check the gun. Even when you know it's empty, double check. Then check a third time just in case you're blind. Now you're clear to handle the firearm any way you'd like.

 

It's the first thing you're taught when handling a weapon. If you weren't taught, you probably shouldn't have one. You especially shouldn't be cleaning one.

 

This reminds me, I need to clean my guns...

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One of the least surprising stories ever

 

 

 

It surprised me, I thought he was a convicted criminal and not allowed to own one.

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I believe he lives in Vegas, they seem like the kind of state with a more liberal stance on gun control.

 

I'm almost 100% positive Florida will not allow a felon to own a firearm, in any capacity.

Maybe you should. He probably knows more about ass sensitivity than we do.

 

 

Ah come on ... I've had two gay experiences in my life (both when I was a curious kid) compared to hundreds of hetero ones.

 

That's like calling someone who's been to McDonald's twice in nearly fifty years a junk food addict.

 

 

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