February 22, 201511 yr In an obvious attempt to copy @Michael, BJ Upton will now go by his birth name of Melvin Upton. This is only notable because of how stupid the name Melvin sounds.
February 23, 201511 yr Your choice New name, same suck!!!!!! Its wasn't his name it was his job! Good luck Bossman Junior, on being Melvined
February 23, 201511 yr Author Melvin sounds like a term for a bad BJ. "Yo how'd it go with Karen Friday night?" "Ehh, she looks good but once things got hot after dinner she gave me such a Melvin, I'm done with her." "Damn, sorry to hear that. Better luck next time Admin."
February 23, 201511 yr Damn I can't get any even in a made-up story, well any that someone would want.
February 24, 201511 yr Maybe he got tired of hearing things like, "BJ sucks!" and instead of trying to get better he figured he'd just change his name...
March 21, 201511 yr Why not just go by "Mel" instead of fucking Melvin? He's now on the DL for being punched in the face by Freddie Freeman and having his glasses broken.
March 23, 201511 yr Author Why not just go by "Mel" instead of fucking Melvin? He's now on the DL for being punched in the face by Freddie Freeman and having his glasses broken. Huh? Really?
March 23, 201511 yr Why not just go by "Mel" instead of fucking Melvin? He's now on the DL for being punched in the face by Freddie Freeman and having his glasses broken. Huh? Really? That's what he gets for being a Melvin.
March 24, 201511 yr Guess when he hit 30, he'd decide to start sounding like an old man in addition to playing like one.
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