won $50 on a dare to drink a small bottle of listerine. believe me lady luck is on my side. today, we own the rockies. lets do this marlins.

 

 

Spencer writes that marlins could've had noah syndergaard but chose nico. 

 

Fire Dan Jennings. Beinfest. Hill. 

 

 

I almost feel bad for Clemens.

 

 

Spencer writes that marlins could've had noah syndergaard but chose nico. 

 

Fire Dan Jennings. Beinfest. Hill. 

 

possible COL move. don't worry. probably would have need TJ surgery by now.

 

 

Spencer writes that marlins could've had noah syndergaard but chose nico. Fire Dan Jennings. Beinfest. Hill. 

Assuming all things stayed equal (even though they clearly wouldn't) having Syndergaard over Nicolino would make us a legit playoff team right now.

 

 

Vince when was the last time the Marlins gave up three back to back to back homers ?

 

 

Clemens bloody pants is gonna be our version of Schilling's bloody sock.

 

 

Coming from HIS THUMB?????  Is this NEW?????

You've never had period blood on your fingers? Man you haven't lived.

 

 

Clemens bloody pants is gonna be our version of Schilling's bloody sock.

 

Marlins will soar. 

 

 

Vince when was the last time the Marlins gave up three back to back to back homers ?

Isn't three back to back to back homers actually nine homers?

 

Literal Silverbullet ftw.

 

 

You've never had period blood on your fingers? Man you haven't lived.

 

 

 

Having ON and COMING FROM are TWO different things, man

 

 

Vince when was the last time the Marlins gave up three back to back to back homers ?

 

man. I don't know. maybe never been done before.

 

 

when I took my girlfriends virginity at 18, I had lots of blood on my fingers. apparently once the woman has sex for the first time, they experience a loss of blood. boy, was I nauseous for a good 5 minutes.

 

 

when I took my girlfriends virginity at 18, I had lots of blood on my fingers. apparently once the woman has sex for the first time, they experience a loss of blood. boy, was I nauseous for a good 5 minutes.

Lmao

 

 

man. I don't know. maybe never been done before.

 

It did happen to us. I think it was in 1999 or 2000. Against Atlanta I believe. But I can't find it anywhere 

 

 

Jorge De la Rosa just in time to lower that ERA lol. He has also pitched well against us historically. 

 

 

when I took my girlfriends virginity at 18, I had lots of blood on my fingers. apparently once the woman has sex for the first time, they experience a loss of blood. boy, was I nauseous for a good 5 minutes.

 

Ejected. 

 

 

Ejected. 

 

not going to lie. after the shock. I beat up that hoo hoo non-stop for the next 1.5 years. then broke up. it wasn't until we broke up that I found out she was an actual whore. not while we dated. but after.

 

 

Lmao

 

Some people prefer that sort of fun 

 

 

Serious question, why aren't the Marlins playing this game under protest? Not that anything ever gets done with that but looking at the replay it's so obvious that Story struck out.

 

 

Serious question, why aren't the Marlins playing this game under protest? Not that anything ever gets done with that but looking at the replay it's so obvious that Story struck out.

 

because we are awesome and we will come back and win.

 

 

not going to lie. after the shock. I beat up that hoo hoo non-stop for the next 1.5 years. then broke up. it wasn't until we broke up that I found out she was an actual whore. not while we dated. but after.

Vince what nationality was she? I need to know to properly visualize this story.

 

 

Vince what nationality was she? I need to know to properly visualize this story.

 

hailing from Managua, Nicaragua.

 

 

Not a reviewable play per radio broadcast.

But they reviewed it! Fuck them. Definitely should play this under protest if for no reason other than to show MLB that that shit was handled improperly.

 

 

hailing from Managua, Nicaragua.

Eww.