Have your wife scratch them with her tongue

 

And then she toss a salad!

 

 

And then she toss a salad!

 

Don't be vulgar

 

 

Well shit, can I still text you a dick pic? I'm wearing a Marlins hat in the pic so not sure if you'd want it

 

nope.

 

 

Anyone in the Miami area want to deliver me a nice plate of pasta? I'm hungry and in the mood for some pasta

 

 

Prado time. (Please no double play)

 

 

Prado time. (Please no double play)

 

That's an odd race

 

 

I had a guest (female) in my hotel room for 30 mins before she headed for the exits tonight. Damn, that may be the fastest exit yet. 

 

 

Everyone follow @marlinsbaseball on Instagram.There may or may not be some interesting pics going up there tomorrow

So yes you do want me to put up the pics of the orgy I'm having later tonight?

 

 

So yes you do want me to put up the pics of the orgy I'm having later tonight?

 

Well obviously

 

 

Castro ain't nothing but legs. Or his pants are really high

 

 

WHY!!!!!!!??????? 2-0 PITCH!!!!!

 

 

DAMN

 

 

Soooo it sounds like Admin is in town... Wednesday is a noon game full of kids and youngsters. Wow, the timing is uncanny Admin.

 

 

That's probably the game right there. Prado loves hitting into double plays 

 

 

WHY!!!!!!!??????? 2-0 PITCH!!!!!

 

Something not good happen?

 

 

I don't know what channel FSFlorida is in this hotel

 

 

I had a guest (female) in my hotel room for 30 mins before she headed for the exits tonight. Damn, that may be the fastest exit yet. 

 

How did it take her 30 minutes to figure out she was in the wrong room?

 

 

What the fuck Senor Prado, with the ugly ass slap swing too

 

 

That was literally setting up perfectly. 2-0 count and Ozuna on deck. What a fucking idiot Prado is for swinging there. 

 

 

Soooo it sounds like Admin is in town... Wednesday is a noon game full of kids and youngsters. Wow, the timing is uncanny Admin.

 

Admin is trying to make it to that game, stay tuned

 

 

How did it take her 30 minutes to figure out she was in the wrong room?

 

Haha but wait there's more.

 

She is afraid of elevators so we walk out of my room to head for the elevators (ended up taking stairs) and she says loudly "I'm scared" as other people walk by and look at me like what are you doing to this poor girl?

 

 

why hasn't anyone delivered that pasta yet?

 

 

Man I can't believe Prado actually swung 2-0 after those first two pitches. 

 

 

I had sex with a stripper in Miami several years ago. who had cankles actually. june 20, 2010. 6.5/10.

 

 

I had a guest (female) in my hotel room for 30 mins before she headed for the exits tonight. Damn, that may be the fastest exit yet. 

 

You could only afford 30 minutes. That's a shame....