Eww.

 

actually pretty good. not going to lie. ive never dated an American.

 

 

OOOOOOOOOZUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

Say it with me men. Cucumber.

 

 

MARCELLLLLLLITOOOOOOOOOOO BOMBA 

 

 

actually pretty good. not going to lie. ive never dated an American.

Peruvian, Puerto Rican-American, Jamaican (don't ask), and a couple Cubans. That's my roster of girlfriends. I designated most of them for assignment and recently signed one of them to a lifelong extension.

 

 

Ozuna is so gonna hit us up on Instagram again tonight

 

 

Peruvian, Puerto Rican-American, Jamaican (don't ask), and a couple Cubans. That's my roster of girlfriends. I designated most of them for assignment and recently signed one of them to a lifelong extension.

 

ive released a Puerto rican-american (had a kid already), been released by a Nicaraguan and a Columbian. mutual of a el Salvadoran. ive released a native American-American. signed a 10 year deal with a Brazilian with option included should I have a child with her.

 

 

DD better get this run in

 

 

ive released a Puerto rican-american (had a kid already), been released by a Nicaraguan and a Columbian. mutual of a el Salvadoran. ive released a native American-American. signed a 10 year deal with a Brazilian with option included should I have a child with her.

Lmao with an option! Does she have a no trade clause?

 

mine demanded a NTC said she wouldn't sign without it.

Waltz just name dropped Craig Mish

 

 

 

 

 

Lmao with an option! Does she have a no trade clause?

 

mine demanded a NTC said she wouldn't sign without it.

 

jeez I hope not.

 

 

Dietrich is an asshole

 

 

Got a little lucky there but Dietrich hit that hard. 

 

 

The worst possible thing he could have done and he did it.

 

 

we need to make a push for Andrew cashner for our 5th. and hank conger for the bench.

 

 

The worst possible thing he could have done and he did it.

 

worst possible thing would be to hit a foul that richochets off stantons face, into jose's arm and landing implanted in ozuna's eyeball

 

 

and here goes Clemens. 

 

 

worst possible thing would be to hit a foul that richochets off stantons face, into jose's arm and landing implanted in ozuna's eyeball

Oh yeah that's right how could I forget that scenario. Dick.

 

 

we need to make a push for Andrew cashner for our 5th. and hank conger for the bench.

Hank Conger? You think that's the guy we need? Hank fn Conger?

 

 

Hank Conger? You think that's the guy we need? Hank fn Conger?

 

youtube "hank conger does the robot"

 

 

Come on guys we still need seven runs to win this.

 

 

i cant believe the marlinns actually let this guy start a mlb game

 

 

Very important double play ball!

 

 

that is a freaking awesome play...

 

 

Holy crap I thought he got a hit!