You could only afford 30 minutes. That's a shame....

 

I didn't get any

 

 

I had a guest (female) in my hotel room for 30 mins before she headed for the exits tonight. Damn, that may be the fastest exit yet. 

 

We'll If the people walking by knew you, they would know the answer to that question is NOTHING!

 

 

We'll If the people walking by knew you, they would know the answer to that question is NOTHING!

 

Fact. We did nothing and she drank a bottle of my water so I actually lost in the 30 mins.

 

 

Admin trying seat next marlin guy behind home plate

 

 

Admin trying seat next marlin guy behind home plate

 

lol, like marlins man will be at a marlins game

 

 

Admin trying seat next marlin guy behind home plate

 

I would like that

 

 

You could only afford 30 minutes. That's a shame....

 

OR it only took 30 for transaction from room entrance to room exit

 

 

McGowan has really gotten better throughout the year... Impressive

 

 

lol, like marlins man will be at a marlins game

 

He'll probably be there Thursday for the auction.  Who is being painted this year??  Ichiro???

 

 

OR it only took 30 for transaction from room entrance to room exit

 

She sat on my couch, drank my water and watched my TV before leaving in 30 minutes. I am the epitome of failure when it comes to women.

 

 

Dustin McGoober dealin

 

 

lol, like marlins man will be at a marlins game

 

If Marlins man was really a good guy he would've paid it forward by giving Admin the funds to keep that woman in his hotel room for at least a few hours and an 8 ball. 

 

 

He'll probably be there Thursday for the auction.  Who is being painted this year??  Ichiro???

 

i'd mark out if he isn't invited.

 

 

He'll probably be there Thursday for the auction.  Who is being painted this year??  Ichiro???

 

Yep 

 

 

If Marlins man was really a good guy he would've paid it forward by giving Admin the funds to keep that woman in his hotel room for at least a few hours and an 8 ball. 

 

yeah, but marlins man himself probably doesn't get laid so no way he would do that. he just likes taking awkward pictures with hot women.

 

 

Fact. We did nothing and she drank a bottle of my water so I actually lost in the 30 mins.

 

Hint:  For Admin to eventually get laid, he needs something stronger than water.  Like alcohol or a roofie!

 

 

There's a Chuck E Cheese near my hotel and someone told me I should go in there for food. I said I don't think they sell much and they said just tell them you're going in to look.... yeah that'll look good.

 

 

Hint:  For Admin to eventually get laid, he needs something stronger than water.  Like alcohol or a roofie!

 

I would never do such a thing

 

 

I don't know what channel FSFlorida is in this hotel

It's the one showing the Marlins and Rockies game.

 

 

It's the one showing the Marlins and Rockies game.

 

I also can't find the adult channels

 

 

I would never do such a thing

 

That's why you're a Virgin.

 

 

How did it take her 30 minutes to figure out she was in the wrong room?

Admin dropped the ball. 30 minutes is 27 more minutes than I would have needed.

 

 

That's why you're a Virgin.

 

Why did you capitalize it? Even [uSER=2328]@SilverBullet1929[/uSER] knows that's wrong and he teaches art

 

 

Why did you capitalize it? Even [uSER=2328]@SilverBullet1929[/uSER] knows that's wrong and he teaches art

 

Product placement 

 

 

marlins are interested in odorizzi? we have absolutely nothing to give the rays in return