We're watching the game. We'll see it anyways.

 

Not the same.

 

 

Not the same.

 

Are you going to actually be angry if it happens rather than happy for the moment, just because you didn't get to see it in person?

 

Say he doesn't get the hit today, then tomorrow in his first at bat, gets hit in the wrist or ankle and can never play again. Now how do you feel?

 

 

We're watching the game. We'll see it anyways.

I could punch you. You know what I meant.

I could punch you. You know what I meant.

 

*looks down at ban button*

 

 

*looks down at ban button*

What a weird nickname for your dick.

Are you going to actually be angry if it happens rather than happy for the moment, just because you didn't get to see it in person?

 

Say he doesn't get the hit today, then tomorrow in his first at bat, gets hit in the wrist or ankle and can never play again. Now how do you feel?

 

I'll feel very bad, but I might not because there's also a possibility that right after I see that happen I meet, fall in love with, and marry a supermodel with amazing sex skills who also loves baseball. So I don't know, I'll let you know if it happens.

 

 

What a weird nickname for your dick.

 

I do use my dick to type in the ban sequence, yes.

 

 

I'll feel very bad, but I might not because there's also a possibility that right after I see that happen I meet, fall in love with, and marry a supermodel with amazing sex skills who also loves baseball. So I don't know, I'll let you know if it happens.

 

A man's baseball career just ended, how dare you fall in love so quickly!

 

... hypothetically.

 

 

A man's baseball career just ended, how dare you fall in love so quickly!

 

... hypothetically.

 

Bro if the second part of my scenario were to happen, I probably wouldn't care about baseball ever again

 

 

*looks down at ban button*

 

Why the fuck did I not get a ban button?

 

 

Bro if the second part of my scenario were to happen, I probably wouldn't care about baseball ever again

 

But you said she also loves baseball. Why would you just suddenly stop caring? Bro.

 

 

But you said she also loves baseball. Why would you just suddenly stop caring? Bro.

 

Because after she has sex with me, she'll only care about sex (and modeling because someone needs to pay the bills and I'm high maintenance sooooo)

 

 

And this is why I don't want Ichiro to get the hit today. I probably won't even see it on TV. By the time he has his next AB, I'll most likely have turned the TV off in frustration

 

 

Actively rooting for Ichiro to go hitless

 

NICE PLAY, DEE BABY!

 

 

Welp, that could have been worse.

 

 

WOOOO

 

 

RUNS AND SHIT!

 

 

Prado has been something else lately 

 

 

You know nothing John Grey!

 

 

You know nothing John Grey!

 

Gray*

 

 

G!

 

 

Stanton dong 

 

Moanssss 

 

 

OPPO-DONG!

 

 

Duh, Preston, you think you figured out something NO ONE else could see without your comments??

 

PLEASE DFA PRESTON!!!

 

 

DONG!