Anybody got laid

 

Maybe next year, I am like a Cubs fan so it'll eventually happen?

 

 

What's Jansen waiting for now? He got married yesterday, I'm sure he got some last night but now that he's married there's no way he's getting any two days straight so he should be free to make his decision today. 

 

He's probably scared of making the second worst decision of his life so soon after the first. Give the man some time to realize how fucked he is.

 

 

What's Jansen waiting for now? He got married yesterday, I'm sure he got some last night but now that he's married there's no way he's getting any two days straight so he should be free to make his decision today. 

 

I can't get any as a single man, maybe I should try marriage? Reverse effect

 

 

Maybe next year, I am like a Cubs fan so it'll eventually happen?

 

108 years to go man.

 

 

I can't get any as a single man, maybe I should try marriage? Reverse effect

 

Yeah um I guess. Go for it. Won't hurt to try.

 

 

I can't get any as a single man, maybe I should try marriage? Reverse effect

 

You'll get less when you're married. It's like what they tell women about not letting a man have the milk before buying the cow, except in reality once you buy the cow it stops giving milk and becomes a fat piece of crap that constantly whines when you ask her to do the one thing you fucking bought her for.

 

 

Anybody got laid I mean paid yet?

 

Actually yes, today's Friday so it's pay day where I work. I'm sure many people got paid today.

 

 

You'll get less when you're married

 

How do you get less than zero? Is there a negative amount for this?

 

 

You'll get less when you're married. It's like what they tell women about not letting a man have the milk before buying the cow, except in reality once you buy the cow it stops giving milk and becomes a fat piece of crap that constantly whines when you ask her to do the one thing you fucking bought her for.

 

Ah yes... you must be a happily married man just like I am. 

 

 

Actually yes, today's Friday so it's pay day where I work. I'm sure many people got paid today.

 

I get paid next week, bi-monthly checks from one job and monthly from other. What's this weekly crap?

 

 

How do you get less than zero? Is there a negative amount for this?

 

You might be the one exception to this rule.

 

 

Ah yes... you must be a happily married man just like I am. 

 

You gush over your wife a lot, you are a happily married man

 

 

How do you get less than zero? Is there a negative amount for this?

 

Yes

 

 

You gush over your wife a lot, you are a happily married man

 

Not sure how serious you are so not sure how to answer this. You might be ready to forward my answer to her...

 

 

Not sure how serious you are so not sure how to answer this. You might be ready to forward my answer to her...

 

I am totally serious

 

 

@Das Texan's wife tells me off, I wonder if the other wives here would

 

 

Ah yes... you must be a happily married man just like I am. 

 

I have exceptional foresight

 

 

I am totally serious

 

I am happily married... doesn't mean the above milk/cow analogy isn't true. It sure qualifies for most marriages I'm sure even if they're happy.

 

 

I have exceptional foreskin

 

That's really weird. Now I'm curious what it looks like.

 

 

I am happily married... doesn't mean the above milk/cow analogy isn't true. It sure qualifies for most marriages I'm sure even if they're happy.

 

That's why porn exists

 

 

That's really weird. Now I'm curious what it looks like.

 

I have none

 

 

That's why porn exists

 

It's not the same

 

 

That's why porn exists

 

Good point.

 

 

@Das Texan's wife tells me off, I wonder if the other wives here would

 

She also doesn't give me sex.

 

There should be allowances for men to have sex with hookers once a month or something and its not considered bad or anything.

 

 

She also doesn't give me sex.

 

There should be allowances for men to have sex with hookers once a month or something and its not considered bad or anything.

 

Dood, her first message to me was when I PM'd you and she saw it and felt I was interrupting your evening so she informed me that she blows you, not me. Aka don't try and take her man.