Kenley Jansen gets a monster offer from the Marlins on his wedding day? Accepting the offer would only be his second worst decision of the day.

 

 

Apparently, Jansen's getting married today? Probably why he hasn't signed.

 

Player wives.com says there already married some time early this year. 

 

 

"Make him an offer he can't refuse, on this the day of his wedding..." - Vito Corleone

 

I

 

 

So does this mean we have to wait until after the ceremony and after he gets some? or can he let us know before he gets to business?

 

 

So does this mean we have to wait until after the ceremony and after he gets some? or can he let us know before he gets to business?

If he's anything like me all of that should be done within the next half hour

Another useless day is gone.

 

 

If he's anything like me all of that should be done within the next half hour

 

half minute*

 

 

Oh man Frisaro just won himself some points... "Marlins are also waiting for an 'I do' "

 

 

half minute*

You would know

Another useless day is gone.

This one day is most likely going down as one of the greatest single days of Jansen's life lol not useless to him.

Kenley was at a Heat game earlier this year. Interesting.

 

 

You would know

 

No he wouldn't!  How long have you been a member?  Sex with yourself is entirely different than sex with a partner.  And it's pretty common knowledge that @Admin has only had one of those two types.

 

 

Took me less then 10 comments to identify the loser of this blog site

 

Spolier Alert - Employees with lives and priorities outside of work/"game" are your best employees. See Tom Brady, Mike Piazza, Jay Leno, Wayne Gretzky, Ken Griffey Jr., Giancarlo Stanton, Martin Prado, the list goes on.

 

If you truly think he was serious maybe you are on the wrong site and should just keep moving on to the next because you wouldn't have much fun here.

 

 

No he wouldn't!  How long have you been a member?  Sex with yourself is entirely different than sex with a partner.  And it's pretty common knowledge that @Admin has only had one of those two types.

 

You all can't be nice to me even for one day.

 

*cries*

 

 

You all can't be nice to me even for one day.

 

*cries*

 

Wait, I thought you were Catholic and therefore never masturbated once in your life.  Wow! you learn something new everyday! 

 

 

Took me less then 10 comments to identify the loser of this blog site

Spolier Alert - Employees with lives and priorities outside of work/"game" are your best employees. See Tom Brady, Mike Piazza, Jay Leno, Wayne Gretzky, Ken Griffey Jr., Giancarlo Stanton, Martin Prado, the list goes on.

Welcome aboard! Spoiler alert: you're gonna hate this place.

LOL @gizmo got owned so hard on this blog!!!!

 

 

Since when is this place a blog?

 

 

I agree with him about @gizmo though

 

 

I agree with him about @gizmo though

 

brb killin self

 

 

Welcome aboard! Spoiler alert: you're gonna hate this place.

 

I should make that an Auto-PM to every new member

 

 

brb killin self

 

jokez on u, you can't return after that

 

 

Took me less then 10 comments to identify the loser of this blog site

 

Spolier Alert - Employees with lives and priorities outside of work/"game" are your best employees. See Tom Brady, Mike Piazza, Jay Leno, Wayne Gretzky, Ken Griffey Jr., Giancarlo Stanton, Martin Prado, the list goes on.

 

post of the year and it's only your first post! welcome aboard sailor!

 

 

jokez on u, you can't return after that

 

Don't spout that alt-right bullshit on me

 

 

post of the year and it's only your first post! welcome aboard sailor!

 

He's in the navy?