I'm all for DFA'ing Tazawa.

 

He's awful.

 

 

And then almost gives up another one. 

 

Here comes Salas and Reed.

 

 

Chen, Tazawa, Ichiro...

 

Can we please get rid of all these Chinese players?

 

 

So basically we just can't hit low 90s fastballs.

 

 

Wow this is frustrating.

 

 

Yea,keeping use Tazawa in the 8th inning of one run game,and he keeping gives HRs…obviously Cattingly still not seen enough.

 

 

Yelich doesn't have a HR this year.

 

 

Yelich,Phelps and Ichiro not good open this season.

 

 

I do enjoy watching his exasperated/surprised expressions every time he gives up another HR or lets another run in - "how did that guy hit that amazin' pitch I left in the middle of the plate as flat as a Braden Looper fastball?"

 

 

Yelich doesn't have a HR this year.

 

I DID IT!!!!!!!

 

 

YESSSS

 

 

Yelich!

 

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Ill take that. 

 

 

JT Jellizzzzzz

 

 

Lets go 26 innings

 

 

Stanton, you should've hit that 2-0 pitch 500 feet. Asshole.

 

 

:hr      :hr      :hr      :high5       :hr

 

 

FUCK YES!

 

 

Stanton wooooooooo!!!

 

 

Bigly.

 

 

I DID IT!!!!!!!

 

by misquoting a stat?  this is his 2nd HR good sir

 

 

Monster DONG!!!!!

 

 

Amazing, please win this

 

 

Monster DONG!!!!!

 

Enough about your personal life

 

 

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