The Walgreens Corporation comes to Miami to play the Marlins. 

 

Walgreens will have a Maximum amount of Scherzer on the mound, while the Marlins will have local prostitutes on the mound responding to whether or not they accept clients that want to incorporate urine into their play. 

 

 

Here's the lineup your Miami Marlins will send out against the Walgreens Corporate Baseball Squad:

 

1. Mar Tinprado

 

2. Jay Teereal Muto

 

3. Jus Tinbour

 

4. Star Lin-Castro

 

5. Brianander's Son

 

6. Derrick D. Trick

 

7. Mig Elrojas

 

8. Lewisbrin's Son

 

9. Joseur Eña

 

 

Staff ace vs. Staff ass  -  sorry Urena - I couldn't resist!  GO MARLINS!

 

 

Staff ace vs. Staff ass  -  sorry Urena - I couldn't resist!  GO MARLINS!

 

Why are you sorry? Ureña is obviously the ace. Apologize to Scherzer. 

 

 

Why are you sorry? Ureña is obviously the ace. Apologize to Scherzer. 

 

Wow - I must be in the Twilight Zone.......  oops - my bad - I can see what you mean here....numbers don't lie and they definitely support your theory......NOT

 

 

Urinal Cake just struck out Hooper.

 

 

Urinal Cake just struck out Hooper.

 

For the second time! Wtf is going on

 

 

DIETRICH DONGS IT

 

 

Max may be mad.

 

 

Max may be mad.

 

Just a tiddly bit.

 

 

Making lots of contact.

 

 

Looks like a hammy.

 

 

Aaand Prado is limping again.

 

 

Just rehab for a full year, Prado.

 

 

Feel really bad for Prado.

 

 

Porcelain......  it was a matter of time. We all knew that. 

 

 

The wheels are falling off here.

 

 

That was unfortunate.

 

 

Gnats are getting Papayon and we're not 

 

 

Ok it's porn time..I'm out

 

 

Deitrich hits an amazing game tying HR and the Wittgren and Rojas throw up all over their shoes

 

 

Deitrich hits an amazing game tying HR and the Wittgren and Rojas throw up all over their shoes

 

Can't blame Rojas for that inning. That was just all sorts of unfortunate.

 

 

Yay PAPAYON TIME!!!!!!

 

 

Can't blame Rojas for that inning. That was just all sorts of unfortunate.

 

He’s culpable.  He should have never stopped charging the ground ball.  Why give the runner the right of way. 

 

But, yeah, Wittgren was the worst.  

 

 

He’s culpable.  He should have never stopped charging the ground ball.  Why give the runner the right of way. 

 

But, yeah, Wittgren was the worst.  

 

Because regardless, the runner gets the benefit there of interference. So it's a no-win situation for Rojas. He took the safest path.