SongInTheAir Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 The Walgreens Corporation comes to Miami to play the Marlins. Walgreens will have a Maximum amount of Scherzer on the mound, while the Marlins will have local prostitutes on the mound responding to whether or not they accept clients that want to incorporate urine into their play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 Here's the lineup your Miami Marlins will send out against the Walgreens Corporate Baseball Squad: 1. Mar Tinprado 2. Jay Teereal Muto 3. Jus Tinbour 4. Star Lin-Castro 5. Brianander's Son 6. Derrick D. Trick 7. Mig Elrojas 8. Lewisbrin's Son 9. Joseur Eña Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHRISTYTOD Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Staff ace vs. Staff ass - sorry Urena - I couldn't resist! GO MARLINS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongInTheAir Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 Staff ace vs. Staff ass - sorry Urena - I couldn't resist! GO MARLINS! Why are you sorry? Ureña is obviously the ace. Apologize to Scherzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHRISTYTOD Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Why are you sorry? Ureña is obviously the ace. Apologize to Scherzer. Wow - I must be in the Twilight Zone....... oops - my bad - I can see what you mean here....numbers don't lie and they definitely support your theory......NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Urinal Cake just struck out Hooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrchainsaw Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Urinal Cake just struck out Hooper. For the second time! Wtf is going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 DIETRICH DONGS IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Max may be mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Max may be mad. Just a tiddly bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Making lots of contact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Looks like a hammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Aaand Prado is limping again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Just rehab for a full year, Prado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Feel really bad for Prado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHRISTYTOD Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Porcelain...... it was a matter of time. We all knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmc523 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 The wheels are falling off here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 That was unfortunate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Gnats are getting Papayon and we're not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Ok it's porn time..I'm out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTrain Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Deitrich hits an amazing game tying HR and the Wittgren and Rojas throw up all over their shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Deitrich hits an amazing game tying HR and the Wittgren and Rojas throw up all over their shoes Can't blame Rojas for that inning. That was just all sorts of unfortunate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_gmac Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Yay PAPAYON TIME!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTrain Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Can't blame Rojas for that inning. That was just all sorts of unfortunate. He’s culpable. He should have never stopped charging the ground ball. Why give the runner the right of way. But, yeah, Wittgren was the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 He’s culpable. He should have never stopped charging the ground ball. Why give the runner the right of way. But, yeah, Wittgren was the worst. Because regardless, the runner gets the benefit there of interference. So it's a no-win situation for Rojas. He took the safest path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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