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The Walgreens Corporation comes to Miami to play the Marlins. 

 

Walgreens will have a Maximum amount of Scherzer on the mound, while the Marlins will have local prostitutes on the mound responding to whether or not they accept clients that want to incorporate urine into their play. 

 

 

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Here's the lineup your Miami Marlins will send out against the Walgreens Corporate Baseball Squad:

 

1. Mar Tinprado

 

2. Jay Teereal Muto

 

3. Jus Tinbour

 

4. Star Lin-Castro

 

5. Brianander's Son

 

6. Derrick D. Trick

 

7. Mig Elrojas

 

8. Lewisbrin's Son

 

9. Joseur Eña

 

 

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Why are you sorry? Ureña is obviously the ace. Apologize to Scherzer. 

 

Wow - I must be in the Twilight Zone.......  oops - my bad - I can see what you mean here....numbers don't lie and they definitely support your theory......NOT

 

 

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Can't blame Rojas for that inning. That was just all sorts of unfortunate.

 

He’s culpable.  He should have never stopped charging the ground ball.  Why give the runner the right of way. 

 

But, yeah, Wittgren was the worst.  

 

 

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He’s culpable.  He should have never stopped charging the ground ball.  Why give the runner the right of way. 

 

But, yeah, Wittgren was the worst.  

 

Because regardless, the runner gets the benefit there of interference. So it's a no-win situation for Rojas. He took the safest path.

 

 

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