What is JP talking about that he's had control with the slider?  That's literally what he's been throwing all balls the last few batters.

We're simply cursed to never be above .500 again in a normal year. 😞

Fat fucking cow, cocky fuck and AAA pitcher 

1 minute ago, Michael said:

We're simply cursed to never be above .500 again in a normal year. 😞

Stahhhp. We’re still winning!

Bender.

Aight.

THANK GOD BALLS ARE DEAD AND WIND IS BLOWING IN

Yikes that was scary.

Holy shit the crowd fooled me. 

thank god for the new baseball.

Just now, Michael said:

THANK GOD BALLS ARE DEAD AND WIND IS BLOWING IN

Bender is not the same as he was in the first half last year.  This version of him is no Bueno.  We got very lucky there.

4 minutes ago, Michael said:

We're simply cursed to never be above .500 again in a normal year. 😞

Thank Don

Lol it wasn’t close Paul. 

2 minutes ago, GuitarPik said:

Lol it wasn’t close Paul. 

The fly ball last inning? Should have been 15 rows deep. Wind saved us. Lol

Hold on to ya butts.

Time to make diamonds

1 minute ago, Michael said:

The fly ball last inning? Should have been 15 rows deep. Wind saved us. Lol

No the check swing by Wendle

I have no faith in Bender.  😒

Just now, GuitarPik said:

No the check swing by Wendle

Oh, yeah, no. Lol

Bender you fuck. Don’t do this. 

Miggy Ro knew the runner. Great job.

2 more. Let’s go

Hey Bender got the Nats zone finally.

Their bottom of the order might be as bad as ours was last year.

Yes Tony…do this!