This game is over, clearly.

Hopefully Sandy’s interview last the rest of the game, he’s the only reason to watch this team.

Sandy just forgot Braxton Garrett’s name. 

Best part of the game so far.

6 minutes ago, Erick said:

Sandy just forgot Braxton Garrett’s name. 

Best part of the game so far.

Sandy is the only name that matters

Trevor velo in the dumps

Just now, pollythewog said:

Trevor velo in the dumps

Trevor in the dumps 

Wish we could put Trevor in the dump 

2 outs then blast by superstar offensive powerhouse Marisnick

Let’s fucking score more than i have in the last month at least 

Just now, hovertical said:

2 outs then blast by superstar offensive powerhouse Marisnick

A man who was in AAA before today 

marlins should be averaging 8 over the next 4 days, instead theyll just poop through this series

2 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

Let’s fucking score more than i have in the last month at least 

1 run isn't going to cut it though. 

1 minute ago, el crustachio said:

marlins should be averaging 8 over the next 4 days, instead theyll just poop through this series

Probably score a total of 4 runs in 3 games and then plate 12 in the other giving us a healthy run differential so Kim can tout how great they are and it's just bad luck.

3 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

A man who was in AAA before today 

I didn't know he was back in our lineup yesterday 

Reynolds hurt himself before the series out of fear Kim Ng might remember who he is an trade for him.

Fish helping Keller get his era under 5

FFS Avi, you swing at every goddamn breaking ball just off the plate and hit a grounder to 3rd.  Try hitting those pitches to right you dumbass

Nevermind, just bench this lazy motherfucker

LOL

Dead center cut and he stares at it

That ball should have been crushed.

Release him 

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Release him 

I will take back my cheap statement if they did that. Never happen though.

Yep, with that play alone right there it's going to be that kinda night.

I am embarrassed 

Just now, SonOfJack said:

I am embarrassed 

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