15 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

You seemed pretty happy during our 69 last night (I’m pregnant)

we all are

Just now, hovertical said:

we all are

969

how many times has someone hit a grand slam in their first ever mlb at-bat?

man, Amaya will fit right in trying to ground into a dp

He was nearly already a perfect Marlin with a GIDP. Teehee.

RBI!

Just now, hovertical said:

how many times has someone hit a grand slam in their first ever mlb at-bat?

I want to say ... four.

One guy in the 1890s then Hermida, Kouzmanoff, and Nava.

Just now, Michael said:

He was nearly already a perfect Marlin with a GIDP. Teehee.

RBI!

no Jinx attacks

Just now, Michael said:

He was nearly already a perfect Marlin with a GIDP. Teehee.

RBI!

DFA

Nelly gets so mad when the marlins score 

1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

Nelly gets so mad when the marlins score 

"Yeah the Marlins scored but holy shit they shouldn't have, what the fuck, opponent?"

1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

Nelly gets so mad when the marlins score 

that's because he hasn't scored in years. it's hard to find a good woman who loves guys who's head resembles a turtle

7 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Don’t you remember that wild and crazy weekend you and @pollythewog spent in Vegas with @QbanCastillo, where all three of you got blackout drunk and you woke up in a house with Mike Tyson and a tiger and you were married to @pollythewog ?

Damn lol they should make a movie like this. 

7 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Don’t you remember that wild and crazy weekend you and @pollythewog spent in Vegas with @QbanCastillo, where all three of you got blackout drunk and you woke up in a house with Mike Tyson and a tiger and you were married to @pollythewog ?

Damn lol they should make a movie like this. 

7 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Don’t you remember that wild and crazy weekend you and @pollythewog spent in Vegas with @QbanCastillo, where all three of you got blackout drunk and you woke up in a house with Mike Tyson and a tiger and you were married to @pollythewog ?

Damn lol they should make a movie like this. 

7 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Don’t you remember that wild and crazy weekend you and @pollythewog spent in Vegas with @QbanCastillo, where all three of you got blackout drunk and you woke up in a house with Mike Tyson and a tiger and you were married to @pollythewog ?

Damn lol they should make a movie like this. 

STOP HITTING POST @SilverBullet

should they make a movie @SilverBullet?

God damnit why is my keyboard so sticky?

Just now, SilverBullet said:

God damnit why is my keyboard so sticky?

It’s this buggy ass blog

26 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Pls daddy I’ve been bad I need a spank

Just saw this. I'm extended already!  Are you ready for some ATM action?

2 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

Nelly gets so mad when the marlins score 

He’s still bitter about the Marlins beating his Yankees team in 2003.

Which again begs the question of why the Marlins have always been so obsessed with trying to be like the Yankees. And hiring former Yankees and even Derek Jeter, who himself was probably still bitter about ‘03 so he finally got his revenge by coming in and messing up everything the Marlins had built up to 2017.* 😂

*None of the above is true, but it’s my fan fiction

1 minute ago, SilverBullet said:

God damnit why is my keyboard so sticky?

All of those 69 videos? 

1 minute ago, Rydawg said:

Just saw this. I'm extended already!  Are you ready for some ATM action?

depends how much you have in your savings

Just now, Rydawg said:

All of those 69 videos? 

all you need is one

2 minutes ago, Rydawg said:

Are you ready for some ATM action?