If you liked moneyball, you'll love Bendixball.

Brad Pitt is the obvious choice, but not sexy enough.

Daniel Radcliffe?

Still not as sexy as Big Pete looking at Jonah Hill and saying tell em.

Jonah Hill : Jakob Marsee, he gets on base

Cue sex and candy to the fish's 17 game road win streak montage.

Sandra oh as a departing kim ng yelliang there's no crying in softball.

Derek Jeter to be played by Peter dinklage.

Sydney Sweeney as the narrator Kelly saco.

And Luis Guzman guest starring as your Mexican king valente bellozo.

Edited August 2, 20251 yr by TheMarlinsProject

Only one option - Jesse fuckin Eisenberg

3 hours ago, TheMarlinsProject said:

Derek Jeter to be played by Peter dinklage.

Jon Heder instead.

Jason Briggs

3 hours ago, WillyumKeef said:

Jason Briggs

You mean Jason Biggs? Not sure if there is an actor named Briggs also

I asked an AI chat which actor looks like Peter Bendix and it told me

19 hours ago, SirFishFan said:

I asked an AI chat which actor looks like Peter Bendix and it told me

D) none of the above lol

my submissions:

Actually now that you posted this pic:

Someone came to mind. It’s a more obscure name that probably only millennials readers of this site would get the reference. But around 15+ years ago there was this show on the Disney channel called Wizards of Waverly place and the actor who played the older brother on the show is who just came to mind.

Just put a beard and hat on him and could pass. 😂

But if it is going to be a Hollywood movie of moneyball part 2 you know that they will have to get a bigger name actor so probably they would pick this guy from Superman just to sell tickets:

Edited August 4, 20251 yr by SirFishFan

If a movie is made, we're doing MB Night at the Cinema.

@Das Texan is buying the popcorn for everyone and if he refuses, he's fired

Seth Rogen....