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If you’re surprised or shocked we are about to lose 2 games against the Rockies you are Marlinsfanning wrong.

Also, OF COURSE Max’s first loss comes against the Rockies in Colorado

Max gave up one earned run. The Sanoja error was big. Can’t win em all, boyssssss

CMON ONE TIME

The haters and doomsayers are flustered by June!

LETS GO MARLEEEEEENS

Just keep batting Marsee lead off until his batting average falls to .000 lololol

Yes.

STAY HOT FAIRBANKS

CANT WIN EM ALL, BOYSSSSS X was so close to the Inside-The-Parker. That hurt.

Gusto vs Webb and we won? Call me Mr. Good Luck Charm! Marlins are HOT! Also, the Marlins 4 for $44 is the best deal in live sports. Not even close. There’s even a separate no hassle kiosk to redeem it. 4 tickets to a ballgame. 4 hot dogs, 4 popcorn and 4 sodas. It would be the 4 for $444 at Yankee Stadium.

Sorry about the home win streak, boys. Headed down to the ballpark in about an hour.

That was a HUGH win. NEEDED that. Especially considering it was a Philly luck fest vs Sandy

Holy shit what a complete goat fuck of a 1/2 inning

Poor Sandy this is just brutal to watch

Man, if Caba washes out (which I don’t think will happen) that Luzardo trade will be such a dumpster fire. I’m ok with the Realmuto trade way back when because before the shoulder injury Sixto was really good.

WE’RE SWEEPING!

Hmmm off top of my head Dontrelle Willis Juan Pierre Miguel Cabrera Stanton Sixto (so much pre-shoulder potential) AJ Burnett Juan Encarnacion Jose Fernandez Josh Beckett (for simple fact that we don’t win the 2003 World Series without him)

Otto in my top 10 favorite Marlin players of all time

Victor Mesa Jr batting 6th for the world beater Rays doesn’t feel great

STRIKE EM OUT THROW EM OUT!

Of course it’s Otto “The Garbage Man” who gets us on the board. Pro AB by Stowers

Jax has a xERA over 5. Score some fokken runs

That’s a TOUGH fokken loss

Eury (4.36 xFIP) v Gausman (3.31 xFIP) Everything points toward a loss so maybe the Marlins will Marlin and win?