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Heart Attack Grill? Jeez. I'm all for a gigantic burger, but coating the buns in lard?! That's just a bit too much.

Nolasco is getting royally squeezed here.

Morgan pops up to Hanley. 1 out.

Hanley grounds to first. 3 out. Ouch.

:bases_empty Hermida goes down swinging. 2 out.

:bases_empty Bonerface grounds to SS. 1 out.

Ouch! 39 degrees!

Nice pic of you with Cody Ross, Holly. Was that before or after you made him give you his babies? :mischief

Regression time, Maholm.

Marlins lineup: Bonifacio 3B Hermida LF H. Ramirez SS Helms 1B Uggla 2B Paulino C C. Ross RF Maybin CF Nolasco SP Pirates lineup: Morgan LF F. Sanchez 2B McLouth CF Ad. LaRoche 1B Moss RF An. LaRoche 3B Ja. Wilson SS J. Jaramillo C Maholm SP

My mom is the only one of four sisters that hasn't divorced. She and my dad have been married for 34 years. The other sisters have seven divorces between them.

Still on-pace for a 137-25 record. :mischief

Andrew Miller's genuine stuff versus Dorf.

:bases_firstandsecond Maybin walks. JJ is up with 2 on. D-Train 2.0 when it comes to the plate.

:bases_secondbase Cody isn't giving up either. :mischief 1 on, 1 out for Maybin.

so much for our ace This is much more on the team as a whole than Johnson. If they don't make boneheaded mistakes in the field, we are out of the inning 1-2-3. What boneheaded mistakes? Both Ross and Hanley made misplays in the field. :bases_homerun: PAULI!!! 5-2. :gofish

:bases_firstbase This is baseball. Not golf. :mischief Cantu on for Uggla.

so much for our ace This is much more on the team as a whole than Johnson. If they don't make boneheaded mistakes in the field, we are out of the inning 1-2-3.

This is why you pay attention to your fielding. :banghead

Did they leave their brains in the hotel?

Time to keep the mojo going by laying waste, yet again, to the Senators. :mischief

Why change anything except the cap and the place name on the away uniform? For all the bad in Florida Marlins history, there is also a lot of good, and the chance for even more in the three seasons to precede the move. The Marlins uniform in general has the chance to endure as long as the Yankees uniform has.

These renderings don't look new. They look like the pictures from the agreement paperwork pasted into a slide show.

Keep dealing, ladies and gentlemen. :mischief