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Orlando Rays

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  1. Marlboro Box, The Pepsi Can, Trojan Pleasure Park. All unique names. Illegal, too weird, and hilarious but just wouldn't fly. And come to think of it, my cruise line ideas don't work well either. When the Marlins suck, the stadium could be called "the Failboat". :mischief
  2. Their Taepodong-2 missile is actually an ICBM that is capable of reaching San Francisco. Its range is estimated at 4-9,000 km. However, the maximum of this range would require a top payload of only 500 kg. The furthest its gone, during the alleged "satellite launch" earlier this year, is 3,850 km. It would have to go at least 7,100 km to reach Honolulu, but only 5,500 km to reach Anchorage (it varies, they use mobile launchers). Its max theoretical range is barely enough to reach San Francisco and not enough to reach L.A. (As an aside, I can't help but wonder how the pacifists on the left coast would feel if North Korea did nuke San Francisco. Would they turn on Obama, or just blame Bush?) It's highly unlikely they'd be able to get many off if it actually does try to nuke anything. It probably wouldn't take too long for us to pick off all their systems.
  3. "Instead of taking it to the hospital" the article says... why the hell would they do that instead? Issues about proper disposal of human remains. The only one that should be in trouble here is the dispatcher who told them to flush the fetus.
  4. With the excellent ratings from the major bond bureaus, it looks good that the Marlins will finally get their stadium.
  5. :bases_firstbase Bonerface with a single.
  6. Hopper in to lower his ERA.
  7. They're thanking Frank for the tarp placement.
  8. :bases_firstbase Paulino bounced it too hard.
  9. :bases_empty Thanks again, Manny Parra. :mischief 5-1 Marlins :gofish
  10. :bases_thirdbase Damn close to getting beaten out. 4-1 Marlins :gofish
  11. :bases_secondandthird Sweeet.
  12. :bases_firstandsecond Excellent work. :mischief 3-1 Marlins :gofish
  13. Congrats to Dan Uggla for his 100th homer, fastest 2B in history to 100.
  14. :bases_secondbase Excellent work, Cantu. 1-0 Marlins. :gofish
  15. I dumped like 50 ballots into the ballot box at the Trop yesterday. Put Hanley at NL SS and Home Run Derby.
  16. Quick question: Just what is the threshold for a quick out?
  17. 14 pitches, 10 strikes. 1 Q, 1 K. Close enough for government work.
  18. God, bored. We know who has Delonte West's donuts:
  19. If there were hurricanes, they would delay construction no matter when we break ground.
  20. Wow. Just wow. The stupid thing is, she had second thoughts, gave him CPR, revived him...then decided to go through with it and killed him again. That proves pre-meditation. She needs to die.
  21. 5% of scientists jonny reb? There are alot more in that field that deny man caused global warming. I would say it is about 50/50(skeptics might actually be in the majority now). Dude. Read the date on the post. It's six years old. For all we know this "Johnny Reb" dude doesn't even believe in global warming anymore.
  22. Holy gravedigging, Batman!
  23. http://tinyurl.com/r6gpuo Our national deficit for F/Y 2010: $1.8 trillion. To put that in perspective, that is over 60% higher than the total budgetary deficits of George W. Bush's first term. All told, it's over half of what was laid by George W. Bush during both terms. Where does it end? With our country being owned by China after they call back all their T-bonds?
  24. He'll probably get it down to 25 games. he won't appeal. There is no appeal process anyway. He tested positive for hCG, Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. It is the hormone released by conceived embryos to keep it implanted until the placenta forms. It is also used in conjunction with anabolic steroids to keep the testicles from shriveling.
  25. I don't care for Michael Savage but it troubles me how politically correct society has become . As far as I know Savage does not have a violent criminal record , poses no threat to UK , in fact I dare say he listening audience in the UK could probably be counted on one hand . Really this make no sense and seem more like a political ploy from the failed Labour Government This goes far above and beyond political correctness. This is pure fascism. I was considering going to England to tour football stadiums some time in the future. That ain't happening under these circumstances.
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