Orlando Rays

Bonifacio proving his lovers wrong. That's now 0-5 with 5 K's in his last 5 AB's, no? Did you see the Gameday of this AB? :bases_empty Hanley grounds to third. 3 out. Anibal's turn.

:bases_empty Amezaga flies to left. 2 out.

:bases_empty There's a dirty joke about how wide this ump's strike zone is. Many instances, he walks on four pitches. :banghead

Why am I getting an infomercial on fecal matter rather than "Marlins Live"?????? I hate those commercials. Not only are they disgusting, but they are BS. Literally.

Braves lineup: Johnson 2B Infante 3B Escobar SS G. Anderson LF Kotchman 1B Francoeur RF Schafer CF D. Ross C Kawakami P

Anibal the Animal? Why not Anibal the Cannibal? "A scorekeeper once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some black beans and a nice Bacardi. FHH-FHH-FHH-FHH-FHH!" :mischief

Time to lay Derek low. :mischief Bring on Miller's genuine stuff.

Hello, ice age. And the agricultural collapse that will come with it.

Well that explains that, I just got off work and was flipping out that I couldn't find what channel the Marlins game was on. Any reason they black them out here? It better not be for the Rays... :thumbdown Shouldn't be. North and Central Florida, and southwest Alabama, are all shared by the Marlins and Rays (SW Alabama gets the Braves too). The only area in Florida that would black out the Marlins is the Tampa Bay market. Even in Orlando we get both the Rays and Marlins.

I was there yesterday. Worst day of my life. Someone threw a lawn chair in the middle of I-95. In the middle of my f***ing lane. I swerved, but ended up with a mark down the passenger side of my car. And my E-Pass transponder ran out of battery after I got off the Turnpike (went down I-95 from Fort Pierce). Fortunately the service plaza's Shell stations carry transponder batteries. All I want now is REVENGE!!!

80s nostalgia is big. Go for powder blue. :mischief

Hang the bastard. He needs to go to Hell. :hanged

You could take part in "Name Yourself Day". I'm naming myself Kahoku Warrigal Bergstrom.

The Mets haven't been quite as impressive as the Fish have. And K-Rod nearly blew it yesterday.

:bases_firstbase Baker K'd looking. 1 out, Bonifast on.

Part of me is laughing at C.B. Bucknor getting hit by a pitch. :mischief And I think I know what screwed up Gameday... they originally said Zimmerman reached on that error, but it was a flyout. :bases_firstbase Leadoff walk to Bonifacio.

Gameday is so freaking far behind...

Oy! Cody Cody Cody...

They're setting up a 4U TP. :mischief

I didn't know the Nats had new uni's. Obviously they're waxing the 1960s Senators look, since they suck as bad. :mischief 1-2-3 inning with two whiffs to start the season. Very good work, Ricky.

1st ever 27-pitch perfect game?!? You jinxed it! :banghead :banghead :banghead :mischief

Quick reminder: If you're a member of FishStripes, GO THERE AND MAKE YOUR ICHTHYOMANCY PICKS NOW!!!

And his name...is DAN UGGLA!!!! :mischief

Holy crap, they put Sun Sports on one of our CCTV channels at work! Not that it means much besides catching maybe one full inning...

Sun Sports website says it is. DirecTV has a 24-hour HD version of Sun Sports, but not for FS Florida yet. They only activate an extra HD channel for FSFL when it's needed. Looks like a lot more Marlins and Rays games are in HD, but not all yet.