mrchainsaw

I don't speak Spanish, how would I say #FuckJeter en español?

He got 5 hits in 2 AB? Call that sorcerer up IMMEDIATELY

Are you saying I should become a Marlins player so I can learn Spanish?

Dammit, it was Chen that gave up quatro. Oh well, close enough

I don't speak Spanish ?

How many home runs does Ureña allow tonight?

I always thought it was T.O., but seeing the uncropped pic after all these years I feel like an idiot (still don't know who it is though)

That was such a winnable game but then Chad Wallach exists so nah

How he has a roster spot over Holaday is beyond my comprehension and paygrade

I think she finally stopped shouting, someone must have finally bought some ICE COLD LEMONADE

Wow why did that post like 9 times

ICE COLD LEMONADE

ICE COLD LEMONADE

ICE COLD LEMONADE

ICE COLD LEMONADE

Here we gooooo

Beautiful inning from Kinley. Let's score a run or two now yeah?

Pretty much automatically becomes their ace, good for him.

Only if you're a fake fan

This guy plays for the Marlins?

We now have a sentient finger posting on the board, has science gone too far?

The Marlins got Alfonseca from the Expos in late '93 so it's possible his finger became a fan then

Are you really a finger?

They are literally selling 6 ounce beers for $5?