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I don't think tonyi (or I for that matter) cares about how as much as why.

Bert is just a reeeeaaaly good friend of Osama's.

Sorry to hear that, Passion. I wish you good luck and safe journeys. You will be missed.

Thats nothing. 401 guests, 6 members 2 anonymous members The spiders are coming! The spiders are coming! :peepwall

A young girl was going on a date, so she sought out the advice of her grandmother. Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about boys. Your date is going to try and kiss you, and you're going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, and you're going to like that, too, but don't let him do that. Most importantly, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, too, but don't let him do that! It will disgrace the family!" With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day, she told grandma that her date went just as she'd predicted. She said, "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried to have his way with me, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced his family!"

When you're in love, intercourse is called "making love." When it's lust, intercourse is called "screwing." When it's marriage, intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

A seven-year-old Seattle boy was at the center of a courtroom drama recently when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the child. The boy has had a history of being beaten by his parents, so the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents, and he refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge then decided to allow the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the Seattle Seahawks as the boy firmly believes they are not capable of beating anyone.

I don't affiliate with other teams fansites not in the Fansite Alliance at this time. 692711[/snapback] At this time, the Indians are not represented by a site. I think whahootribe needs to sign his site up. It would get him a lot more affiliates in a short time span.

If you had access to the logs you would see that he was regularly warned for outlandish name calling, trolling, starting topics for the purpose of attacking individuals, and ignoring every opportunity afforded to him to refrain from his ethnic, religous, and individual attacks. He was treated with far more tolerance than most people deserve, but he finally went way too far in his behavior.

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. There was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Should be in the Control Panel. Try going through 'System' and then Device Manager. Shuld be listed in there somewhere (sound/video and game controllers?)

'69 Ford Torino? 689648[/snapback] GTO

Nice car :thumbup What year is it a '71? 689579[/snapback] Close. Looks like a '69 hardtop model. Grills and light set up were different in '71. Then again, there were also different for the "Judge" and convertible models in '69. 400 ci engine would just purrrr (a little like a weak Harley when it was running right.) Ah, how the girls went crazy over that car... memories

Sigh. One of these days, I'm gonna be nice and give him fifty bucks to do it. I hear bribes work well on that guy. 689530[/snapback] He doesn't always take money to do things

An email passed on from a friend of mine...Sorry about the caps. AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCKY. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY GOES." "I AM SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. THE TWO OLD LADIES ARE SITTING NEXT TO HIM. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE. "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL" "I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"

Years ago I posted there on a regular basis. I remember rex saying he would single-handedly puch the board the 1000 post mark. Haven't really visited there much at all the last few years, just some lurking. Too many trolls such as cutter22, 32, or whatever he goes by now. RATW seemed to spend more time at the old fanboards site, and he became a mod on another board as well. Nice to 'see' you, Rex.

Tips, people! Tips! I have a 2001 Monte Carlo with 45K...I have to clean it, but it's really not in bad shape. What routine should I go about to ensure its survival. Parents paid for this one, but I'm going to have to empty the bank for the next...I want this one to last for a while. 687893[/snapback] Regular maintenance. Change the oil every 3-5K (rotate your tires at the same time, it saves tire life since the fronts tend to get chewwed up faster. Make sure your air and fuel filters are clean and changed regularly (you can actually feel the difference,) and don't forget about a transmission service (15-20K for automatics, 40-50K for manual.) Flush the cooling system at least once a year, and ALWAYS check all the fluids on your car on a regular basis (pick one day a week to take the 5 minutes needed to fo through everything.) If your brake or power steering fluid begins to look the slightest bit milky, flush the system. Keep up the air pressure in the tires. etc.... Really simple things. The vehicle I had the least amount of miles on was an Oldsmobile with 170K. The only reason I didn't drive that one any farther was because I sold that one to get something else.

We currently have 3 'trucks' we take care of regularly, and they all have pretty good mileage on them. My wife's RAV4 with 78+K, My F-150 with 129+K, and my old Ranger that we use for most of the dirty work (hauling & stuff) with 230+K. We drive a lot. But if you take care of them, they just keep going and going and going and go........

With regular motor oil, I can notice the difference after 5K miles. You can get more out of it, but you must change the filter at 5K. A pure synthetic can let you go as much as 30K between changes, but you still need to change the filter every 7.5 - 10K miles.

when did the forum open? 686216[/snapback] This particular one was in August of 2002. MB.com has survived as various forums over the years...this one the best by far.

Since that was 'gross' I decided to type in gross:

link Report: Sexson charged with DUI Vancouver, WA (Sports Network) - Seattle Mariners first baseman Richie Sexson was reportedly pulled over last weekend for speeding where he was arrested for driving under the influence. According to KOMO News, Sexson was stopped on Saturday, February 5 after driving at least 10 mph over the posted 35 mph speed limit. It was at that time that a police officer decided there was probable cause and Sexson was charged with DUI. The Mariners, though, refuted the claim and issued the following statement: "It is our understanding that he was originally stopped for travelling approximately 10 mph over the speed limit. He took and passed two breathalyzer tests, said a club official." The newly-signed slugger, who was released from the police station later Saturday night, will have a pre-trial hearing on March 15 in Clark County, Washington. Sexson recently signed a four-year contract with Seattle after spending the 2004 season with the Diamondbacks. However, due to shoulder problems, he played in only 23 contests for Arizona and batted .233 with nine homers and 23 RBI. He then underwent season-ending surgery in June to repair torn cartilage in his left shoulder. For his career, Sexson has a .271 batting average with 200 homers and 616 RBI. 02/12 01:48:47 ET

link First - I would not have ever used the Smithsonian as the historical consultants for the film - not with the problems they have had of late properly dealing with history (e.g. the Enola Gay fiasco for one). The latest issue of their magazine has an article about the film "The Patriot" that even mentions how they could not agree among themselves if the "Betsy Ross" style flag was ever used by Continental regiments. The film's producers decided to go with the "Betsy Ross " flags as they were something that modern American audiences could relate to. According to the definitive book on Rev War flags ( Edward Richardson's "Standards And Colors Of The American Revolution") such flags were not used (though variants of Stars and Stripes flags were though mostly by naval units). The proper Continental Army colors only showed up once in the film that I could see - those of a Rhode Island reenactor units that was in the movie. There were no Rhode Island Continental units in South Carolina (some Virginia, but mainly Maryland and Delaware line). Other than these, the rest of the American battle flags were patriotic colors - like the one with "Liberty" along the bottom of a blue flag that was probably inspired by the Ft. Moultrie flag. Others had the coiled rattlesnake and slogans about them. While these are period flags I don't know how many of such colors ever were used as battle flags for even militia units - and I highly doubt they saw service with Continental regiments (who by 1781 were supposed to have some flags that at least conformed to Von Steuben's 1779 regluations). The reenactor consultants seemed to have had a hard time with the film's producers as well as the Smithsonian consultants

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