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SNL is god-awful

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when Queens of the Stone Age performed thier first song and Will came out as the cowbell guy, I was dying

 

other that that, this show blows

 

although I did like it when Brady hoster

It's not funny anymore, but at least they got rid of Fallon. Tina Fey is just a chitty writer.

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when Queens of the Stone Age performed thier first song and Will came out as the cowbell guy, I was dying

 

other that that, this show blows

 

although I did like it when Brady hoster

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sonofa.... I missed the cowbell guy. :banghead

I enjoyed the Jeopardy! skit but its probably the only 10 minutes of SNL I've watched all year.

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My exact thoughts. Celeb jeopardy is awesome. But the show in general has fallen a bit.

I enjoyed the "Shasang" Cartoon.

 

I was laughing the whole time, especially when he kicked the dude's mom in the stomach and she puked.

Celeb Jeopardy was pretty much the only skit that I laughed at.

 

I used to love the Robert Goulet skits, but even that one wasn't funny last night.

i watched jeopardy and then the next 3 skits.

 

 

i got bored after that stupid skit with the barber chair and whatever the hell else that crap was.

 

 

but jeopardy had me rolling.

 

 

i need to check out the cowbell, good thing i recorded it.

Cowbell and Jeopardy were hysterical. There were a couple other slightly funny skits, but a whole lot of crap.

They need to make Merv the Perv a regular skit

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yes they do

 

Chris Parnell is way underused on that show

 

his rap about Kirsten Dunst from a few years ago is pure comedic gold

I stopped watching SNL shortly after Will Ferrell left.

 

The show needs to be shortened down to around one hour.

They need to make Merv the Perv a regular skit

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yes they do

 

Chris Parnell is way underused on that show

 

his rap about Kirsten Dunst from a few years ago is pure comedic gold

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that rap was hi-larious

 

i've been trying to download some merv the perv from kazaa with no luck

 

i agree tho.. they need to use him more

Jimmy Fallon: Here now with some celebrity gossip, is our own Chris Parnell, everybody.

Chris Parnell: Well, the ?it? girl of the moment, the person everyone is talking about is our host tonight, Miss Kirsten Dunst. People want to know, who is she dating? Is there a special man in her life? Well... arggg, Kirsten don?t hate me for this, but I just have to say it. Ummm.. Kirsten Dunst and I, Chris Parnell have been dating for the last 3 years. Yeah, she's amazing. We?ve just been hanging out in L.A and having a really good time.

 

Jimmy Fallon: Well, that's news to me.

 

Tina Fey: Yeah, Chris this is news to all of us. Really hard to believe news.

 

Chris Parnell: Well, she's a very private person and she probably won?t admit to any of this. But, umm, we love each other very much, and it might sound corny, but to celebrate our love, I wrote a song about our life together. So Kirsten, this is for you.

Yo Yo Yo Listen up! This is a true love song! Uh huh Uh huh

Ever since the day I was born

I've been looking for a ho' that I could call my own.

A beautiful dream I's just waiting to be shown.

And then God-o-mighty throws me a mother f ' ing bone.

One day she knocked on my door

and like a suicidal virgin laid down on the floor.

She said "Sweet C.P. please take me, I'm yours!"

But then the bitch passed out and she started to snore.

Turns out she got some bad "E"

but then I woke her up and showed her true ecstasy.

And before she went blind I said "girl get off of me!"

But she said "I'm enjoying my ride, cant you see?"

I got my Kirsten D a million G's

Fly 23's, Mercedes E's

Penthouse parties, Prada Tee's

and a chris-craft 43 to sail the seven seas

Just livin it up on the West side

Everybodys just chillin pool side

While my rhymes are going world wide,

K.D and me are gonna do some slip 'n slide.

In the morning, I went for a run

and when i got got home she was lying in the sun.

Naked like a statue, the goddess of fun.

And she removed my shorts, my shoes, and my gun.

Then suddenly, from out of the blue,

the shots ran out from behind the bamboo.

So I went crazy like Shaka ZuLu

I grabbed my gat and put the mother f ' ing heat on those fools.

What is this crap? Have I been capped?

Could this be true..my life is through?

Its just a nick, I must be quick, Kirsten get into the pool.

Ten mintues later the clowns were all dead

So I buried them all in the big flower bed

I apologized to Kirsten for all the blood shed.

She just smiled and took me back to bed.

I got my Kirsten D a million G's

Fly 23's, Mercedes E's,

Penthouse parties, Prada Tees,

and a Chriscraft 43 to sail the seven seas

Just livin it up on the west side

Everybodys just chillin pool side

While my rhymes are going world wide

K.D and me are gonna do some slip and slide.

 

Chris Parnell: Yeah, thank you. I know it sounds crazy, but thats our life!!

Kirsten Dunst: Chris.

 

Chris Parnell: Oh, hi Kirsten.

 

Kirsten Dunst: What are you doing?

 

Chris Parnell: Honey, nows not the time.

 

Kirsten Dunst: OK, everybody, for the record, I met Chris Parnell 6 days ago. We have never dated, and we certainly have not been having sex in his pool or fighting gun battles. I?m sorry, Jimmy, Tina, I?m really sorry.

 

Tina Fey: No, I?m sorry, I apologise.

 

Jimmy Fallon: Yeah, we?re sorry together. Sorry about that Kirsten.

 

Kirsten Dunst: Bye.

 

Chris Parnell: Yeah, you know, shes uncomfortable talking about us, shes very private.

 

Kirsten Dunst: CHRIS!!! CHRIS!!

 

Chris Parnell: It was all a lie.

SNL has been going downhill since Norm McDonald left. The show has had its ups and downs, but this is by far the longest it's ever sucked.

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