August 10, 200520 yr Ok, make a starting lineup of current MLB players, and pick who should play them in a documentary. P-Curt Schilling/Colin Quinn 1B-Mark Texiara/Jason Biggs 2B-Craig Counsell/the creepy dude from Charlies Angels 3B-David Wright/Sean William Scott SS-Jack Wilson/Steve Buschemmi LF-Barry Bonds/Big ole boy from The Green mile CF-Juan Pierre/Dave Chapelle RF-Juan Encarnacion/Snoop Dogg DH-Jason Giambi/Jason Bateman
August 10, 200520 yr Umm, a documentary would have the actual person in it. I assume you're talking about a docudrama. Juan Pierre - Gary Coleman
August 10, 200520 yr Mark Teixiera and Jason Biggs is a huge insult to Mark Teixiera and from the past.... Mark McGwire - Danny Bonaduci/Conan O'Brien....the comparison makes me laugh current Rafael Palmeiro -> Dr. Jeckyl Joe Torre -> Abe Vigoda Dontrelle Willis -> Kel Mitchell
August 10, 200520 yr Author This is supposed to be a funny list, but ok Jason Biggs playing Carlos Beltran. And Kel Mitchell for D-Train...Kel Mitchell is fat aint he?
August 10, 200520 yr Khalil Greene - Owen Wilson Mike Lowell - Vince Vaughn Jeff Conine - Thomas Haden Church Jeff Torre - The Undertaker
August 10, 200520 yr This is supposed to be a funny list, but ok Jason Biggs playing Carlos Beltran. And Kel Mitchell for D-Train...Kel Mitchell is fat aint he? 897030[/snapback] Keenan was the fat one, unless Kel has gotten fat since my childhood.
August 10, 200520 yr Author Oh IC. He looks nothing like the D-Train either. I think I am thinking of the right guy, the one who...acted like he led an alternative lifestyle right?
August 10, 200520 yr Gary Oldman would be better as an older Mike Lowell, he has the same beard style.
August 10, 200520 yr Any Latin Player- Antonia Banderas Any White Player- Kevin Costner Any Black Player- Samuel L
August 10, 200520 yr I'd say John Kruk and Chris Farley... Chris Farley actually played him in a skit on SNL... that was pretty funny.
August 15, 200520 yr I'm a little late but how about matthew broderick playing Greg Maddux? maybe its just me :confused
August 16, 200520 yr Joe Torre -> Abe Vigoda 897026[/snapback] While Abe is a fine choice, Joe Torre was already played by: Paul Sorvino in Joe Torre: Curveballs Along the Way :thumbup Note to You All: In a documentary, all these guys would be playing themselves. A documentary is basically a reality show movie. The word you're all thinking of is biography. Anyway, Whenever I see this: Guillermo Mota I think of this: Juvenile (rapper)
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