Jeff Fassero as Simon Cowell, Barry Bonds as Paula Abdul, Ray Durham as Randy Jackson.

 

 

 

 

 

:blink: :tissue :lol :tissue :blink:

Now, that is a disturbing sight.

Barry would have made a better Randy Jackson.

 

:plain

Uhhh...

holy crap he is ginormous

Wow. He has the widest frame I've ever seen. Holy sh!t he is gigantic...

Wow. He has the widest frame I've ever seen. Holy sh!t he is gigantic...

My thoughts exactly. Seed oil my ass

Bonds takes a turn as Paul Abdul

Chronicle Staff Report

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

 

Scottsdale, Ariz -- (02-28) 11:31 PST "Dancing with the Stars" might be too much for Barry Bonds' knee to take, but "American Idol"? No problem. Dressing up as Paula Abdul? Pass the wig.

 

Bonds took the Paula Abdul role Tuesday as the Giants' veterans took a break from spring training to haze their rookies, and put themselves up for some ridicule as well. In "Giants Idol," the brainchild of new Giant Mark Sweeney, all players and training staff members in their first major-league training camp have to get up on the Giants dugout at Scottsdale Stadium and perform for a three-person judging panel.

 

Hosting the event and playing the part of Ryan Seacrest was shortstop Omar Vizquel. Playing the part of Randy Jackson was second baseman Ray Durham. Playing the part of Simon Cowell was pitcher Jeff Fassero. And playing the part of Abdul, dressed in full drag and with fake breasts under his strapless get-up, was Barry Bonds. Five prospects plus the training staff interns performed Tuesday morning at Scottsdale Stadium.

 

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Very disturbing :plain And yes I agree, he does have a weird frame.

WTF is all I can really say right now.

couldnt he have just worn the hat? i mean f*** im f***ing disturbed right now.

Bonds is huge.....714 and 756 are going down this year

Scary. :plain

Oh my gos he is HUGE!!!

 

:o

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest hitter of all time...

only other guy ive seen that big was david boston

canseco might be able to take him.

 

 

 

big mac was pretty big, too.

so much for Bonds not being a team player

That's what San Fran does to you.

Jesus, look at the size of his traps.

That's it, Giants are winning the west.

 

My God, he is a behemoth.

Did anybody just see his neck?

Why is everyone making such a big deal, isn't that how he always

dresses?

He is one sexy beast.

I'm so glad he did this.... Everyone that always says Bonds alienates himself from the team has now been proven wrong. I saw a thing on ESPNEWS about this yesterday, and they talked to Steve Finley, Mark Sweeney, and Mike Matheny, and they all thought it was awesome of him to do this.

 

And while, yes..seeing Bonds dressed like that was a bit disturbing, I thought it was very funny. And I knew he was big, but good Lord, I had no idea how big he actually was.