MrAndMrsFish Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Something to Smile. A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, " Sandra , have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her a** in it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiRi Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_eob Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tealmarlin Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Im catholic, but we have a great sense of humor. That is very funny. LOL LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiRi Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 It's funny. I went to a Catholic school, and oh, the stories I would hear! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 nice......sound like, st.brendan,Lourds,and La Salle girls down here in Miami..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYmarlins Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 OHHH DAMN LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradcore Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I heard that joke back when I was 12. And it's still funny now. Thanks for posting it. I'd actually forgotten that one. Good stuff man. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beinfest4Prez Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Hah! That one is definetly going in the repertoire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 nice......sound like, st.brendan,Lourds,and La Salle girls down here in Miami..... I dated a girl from st. brendan (pure freak), and I've dated plenty from Champagnat. LOL. The stories are so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiRi Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 LOL I went to Champagnat. There were quite a few interesting stories going around about some chics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishfan25 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 hmm...maybe i shoulda stayed in private school? lol kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishfan79 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 ahh I wish I had went to catholic school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
every1lovesme Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 i have been in catholic school my WHOLE life!! i dont kno of that is a good thing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Punisher Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 LOL I went to Champagnat. There were quite a few interesting stories going around about some chics. their is nothing wrong with it though haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 MAN! I haven't heard that one in YEARS! Thanks for posting. :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndLine Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 good 1 in the morning laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauer7 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 oo i'm going to a catholic school next year-st. thomas aquinas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorick Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 oo i'm going to a catholic school next year-st. thomas aquinas I have a couple friends that go there :hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rorod Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 oo i'm going to a catholic school next year-st. thomas aquinas I have a couple friends that go there :hat who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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