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AND HONESTLY INSTEAD OF DESIGNATING THURSTON. DESIGNATE f***ING WES HELMS!!!!!!!!

 

It would be changing deck chairs on a moderately successful cruise ship. The difference between Wes Helms and Thurston is minor. And won't make any difference, except it would cost about 300k more to DFA Helms.

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Wes Helms will be on this team until he doesnt want to play anymore. And as long as the Marlins are willing to give him $1 million a year to be essentially worthless at everything, that could be a very long time.

 

"Wes Helms, at 98 years old, set the record for oldest person to get on base after reaching via catcher's interference. It took him 38 minutes to reach first, as he broke his hip on the swing and pulled both hamstrings. He also was unsure where first base was."

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