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Say the world was to end in 30 days...

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I was thinking what I would do in that situation.

 

A massive meteor is on a collision course with Earth and we are 100% sure to die. You have 30 days before it all ends. Bruce Willis will not save the day, there is no Ark spaceship to escape to. You, everyone and the cockroaches are screwed.

 

Do you sit in the warm embrace of your family? Arms will get tired in 30 days

Do you make your family "drink the kool aid" and end it quickly?

Do you travel in the time you have left. Assuming only driving as the pilots are saying screw it just the same as you.

Do you try to carry on your days as usual?

Do you go into drug crazed orgies?

Do you start shooting people?

 

So, what would you do?

I'd get in a submarine and hang out in the bottom of the ocean with my loved ones.

 

It might work- it might not.

Seek a friend for the end of the world.

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you guys are all weak! what about the hookers and blow?

I would probably have all the sex with my wife and spend time laughing and reminiscing with my loved ones.

 

 

Awkward image in my head of you having sex with your wife and reminiscing with your loved ones at the same time...

I would probably have all the sex with my wife and spend time laughing and reminiscing with my loved ones.

 

 

Awkward image in my head of you having sex with your wife and reminiscing with your loved ones at the same time...

"Hey, guys, remember when I was 6 and learning to ride my BIIIIIIIKE ..."

"What happened?"

"I just came. Anyways ..."

For seriously ...

If it were 100% proven that the world were to end on 12/21, I'd do something I've never done in my life.

Drugs. And drink beer.

 

Also, I'd rape Admin.

I would probably have all the sex with my wife and spend time laughing and reminiscing with my loved ones.

 

 

Awkward image in my head of you having sex with your wife and reminiscing with your loved ones at the same time...

"Hey, guys, remember when I was 6 and learning to ride my BIIIIIIIKE ..."

"What happened?"

"I just came. Anyways ..."

 

LMAO!

I would probably have all the sex with my wife and spend time laughing and reminiscing with my loved ones.

 

 

Awkward image in my head of you having sex with your wife and reminiscing with your loved ones at the same time...

I spent all my effort trying to figure out how word it so that it didn't sound like I was having sex with my family, but I didn't see that one coming! :lol

Hunt Jeffrey Loria's ass down and make sure he doesn't get to see the end of the world.

I wouldn't shower and 5 days before the end I would make him eat my ass and smell my nuts. Then I'd Hitler him.

This made me surprisingly horny.

Hunt Jeffrey Loria's ass down and make sure he doesn't get to see the end of the world.

I wouldn't shower and 5 days before the end I would make him eat my ass and smell my nuts. Then I'd Hitler him.

This made me surprisingly horny.

 

Made me hungry.

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