http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2013/01/marlins-agree-to-deal-with-chad-qualls.html

Now we get to make more Quallity puns!

I have no Quallms about it.

This move certainly Quallifies us as contenders now.

I wonder what sQuall has to say about this

The Maroone Quall to the Bullpen.

Quall es su nombre? Me llamo Chad.

with all these low, low risk / high reward signing, I have no Quallms that we'll have a significantly better record than last year as well as a pretty bright future.

gonna make a ton of deadline trades (for minor league relievers, probably... but whatever)

 

edit: fuck. someone already got that one.

all this recent Marlins news is getting me too hyper.

gotta start using eQualls in my coffee instead of sugars.

uhh...uhhh..ummm.....

 

 

QUALLS.

petition to ban gizmo:

1) poptart

Petition nullified.

is he anywhere as good as Brian Squallabriene?

I can't help but notice the article was written by a 'Zach Links'. Is he disQuallsified from being punned?

Sure, why not. He's got the Quallifications.

I actually like qualls

I wonder what sQuall has to say about this

SQualls probablly thinking 'stahp' or something like that.