f*** YEAH, SEAKING!

Should we be worried?

WE AM THE BAD BEARS OF THE NEWS!

Yo Adrian, we did (not do) it!

Everybody's doin' the Fish! No we're not!

Let's go Cena! (CENA SUCKS!)

 

 

OK, back to the game at hand.

 

 

 

PITCHING FOR THE PHILLIES! (4-5)

John ... Mothaf***in' ... LANNAN!

That's right, we're facing a Beatle. ... Wait a second, I thought he died some 30-odd years ago. And he's a lefty? I thought Paul was the lefty. Ah well. Apparently he has no wins and no losses, but an ERA of 3.86. Oh wow!

 

PITCHING FOR THE MARLINS! (1-8)

Ricky ... The ACE! ... NABISCO!

Ricky here, see, he's 0-1, yeah. He needs ... more cowbell. I mean, a win. The team needs more winbell. I mean cow. Wins. Sorry. I'm a little disoriented. Anyways! Nolingo has an ERA ... of 3.97. But it doesn't matter ... he didn't write "Imagine" like his opponent did. Nor is his group, "bigger than Jesus Christ." Anyways, I think Nolastico enjoys eating Philly Cheese Steaks. I guess we'll find out.

Oh shit Nabisco. Nice one.

Free game of the night on MLB.tv!

Good night folks, we lost.

Ah ha ha, you so funny!

Good night folks, we lost.

 

 

We have a spoiler tag for a reason. Thanks for the spoiler warning.

running out of lineup combinations. wake up Carlo.

I'm calling a sweep on this one. I like our pitching match-ups in every game and eventually the offense has to score more than 0 or 1 runs right?

Phillies against Nolasco*

 

 

 

PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS

Jimmy Rollins 43 42 11 3 1 2 4 1 7 .262 .279 .524 .803

Chase Utley 39 35 11 1 1 1 6 3 6 .314 .385 .486 .870

Ryan Howard 38 30 6 2 0 3 6 8 8 .200 .368 .567 .935

Laynce Nix 13 11 4 0 0 1 3 2 3 .364 .462 .636 1.098

Cole Hamels 10 10 3 0 0 0 2 0 3 .300 .300 .300 .600

Domonic Brown 6 6 3 0 1 0 1 0 1 .500 .500 .833 1.333

Humberto Quintero 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000

Freddy Galvis 3 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 .333 .667 1.000

John Lannan 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000

Michael Young 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000

Roy Halladay 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000

Cliff Lee 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000

 

 

Marlins against Lannan*

 

                                                                  
                   PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP   SLG   OPS
Placido Polanco     20 17 7  0  0  0   2  2  0 .412 .450  .412  .862
Giancarlo Stanton   12 11 5  3  0  1   2  0  0 .455 .500 1.000 1.500
Chris Coghlan        9  8 2  0  0  0   0  1  0 .250 .333  .250  .583
Juan Pierre          7  7 2  0  0  0   0  0  0 .286 .286  .286  .571
Casey Kotchman       6  5 2  1  0  0   0  1  1 .400 .500  .600 1.100
John Maine           5  4 2  0  0  0   0  0  0 .500 .500  .500 1.000
Miguel Olivo         5  4 2  0  0  0   2  1  2 .500 .600  .500 1.100
Austin Kearns        3  2 0  0  0  0   0  1  1 .000 .333  .000  .333
Ricky Nolasco        3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .000  .000  .000
Alex Sanabia         3  3 1  0  0  0   0  0  2 .333 .333  .333  .667
Donovan Solano       3  3 1  0  0  0   0  0  1 .333 .333  .333  .667

*If a player is not listed, they have not faced off yet.

Maybe this could be a Stanton slump-buster game. No K's against Lannan and decent success in a short time period.

Maybe this could be a Stanton slump-buster game. No K's against Lannan and decent success in a short time period.

 

 

Actually I thought he was pretty close to coming out of it last game. So yeah, I think he might just hit a couple of balls hard this game.

Tonight is the night. I called it a few days ago....we will hit our first home run at Marlins Park today.

Love the enthusiasm on the game thread, Michael. Lol

Maybe this could be a Stanton slump-buster game. No K's against Lannan and decent success in a short time period.

 

 

I thought that vs Minor. Nope.

Maybe this could be a Stanton slump-buster game. No K's against Lannan and decent success in a short time period.

 

 

I thought that vs Minor. Nope.

 

 

Stanton is 2-9 against Minor with 2 homers. That's it.

He has more success against Lannan.

That foul ball Stanton hit the other night was such a tease

Get ready for 1-9, 1-10, 1-11.

Philly isn't that good where they can sweep us.

Philly isn't that good where they can sweep us.

 

Teams don't need to be good to sweep us. ;(

 

 

Well, the Mets suck, and we took 1 from them.

... Our only 1. :|

Maybe this could be a Stanton slump-buster game. No K's against Lannan and decent success in a short time period.

 

 

I thought that vs Minor. Nope.

 

 

Stanton is 2-9 against Minor with 2 homers. That's it.

He has more success against Lannan.

 

 

 

 

ehhhh once stanton finds it he'll be fine. He's been watching fastballs for strike 3 right down broadway...Pitchers aren't scared of him right now... very un-stantonesque.

also i'm drunk already so this should be a fun game thread!

Anything to get out of the Marlins forum today, hello game thread.

LET'S GET DRUNK!!!

Stanton scratched, sore left shoulder

Stanton scratched, sore left shoulder

 

 

Welp. there goes that.