I figured I'll give this a try, hopefully change our luck.

 

Jose "The Defector" Fernandez

 

VS

 

AJ "My Curve is Good, Too" Burnett

Time to let some range out on the Phils tonight

 

:gomiamib

Let's make Philly fans boo AJ.

I would like to not lose.

Jose Jose Jose

I'll be disappointed if Jose gives up anything less than negative 3 runs.

Phillies against Fernandez:

 

               PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG  OPS
Jimmy Rollins    9  7 1  0  0  0   0  2  2 .143 .333 .143 .476
Ryan Howard      8  8 0  0  0  0   0  0  4 .000 .000 .000 .000
Ben Revere       8  8 1  0  0  0   0  0  1 .125 .125 .125 .250
Domonic Brown    6  6 0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .000 .000 .000
Chase Utley      6  6 0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .000 .000 .000
Marlon Byrd      4  4 0  0  0  0   0  0  3 .000 .000 .000 .000
Jeff Manship     2  2 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000 .000
Carlos Ruiz      2  2 0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000 .000

... Yeah.

 

 

Marlins against Burnett:

 

                       PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS
Greg Dobbs              12 11 7  1  0  0   3  0  1 .636 .667 .727 1.394
Jeff Mathis             12 10 6  2  0  0   3  0  2 .600 .636 .800 1.436
Jarrod Saltalamacchia   10 10 1  0  0  0   0  0  7 .100 .100 .100  .200
Reed Johnson             3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000
Casey McGehee            3  3 1  0  0  0   0  0  1 .333 .333 .333  .667
Jeff Baker               2  2 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000

 

LF Yelich



CF Ozuna



RF Stanton



1B Jones



3B McGehee



C  Saltalamacchia



2B Dietrich



SS Hechavarria



P  Fernandez

 

If you don't beat this team...

if we have a 3 run lead or less in the 8th expect marmol to be out there.

Phillies lineup:

 

CF Gwynn, Jr
SS Rollins
2B Utley
1B Howard
RF Byrd
LF Brown
C  Ruiz
3B Asche
P  Burnett

 

Look at all those blue seats.

Hey guys!

Hey Jokersgoon.

Hey Bender, quick question -- Are you Michael?? well your name.

Correct!

Flailing Stanton again. *sigh*

Hmm

8 pitches. double welp

Bah.

Ferny allowed a hit? do my eyes deceive me

Cmon, kid.

umm que pasa, Jose

Shit.

Bah.