just had a mini-heart attack

what are they saying?

"Dietrich is not a power hitter, just a table settler." Yep. That's all Deets is.

Yellow on the wall

Yellow on the wall

Green on the street

Green on the street

Pink in the pu... anyways.

"There are two power hitters on this team, Stanton and Jones." Erm ... OK.

And a 123 for the Salad.

Salad talking to himself?

Interesting Eovladi stats from last game: He only threw 53% fastballs compared with 36.5% sliders, 6.5% curves and 3.7% change ups. I'm quite certain that is a career low in fastballs thrown in a game from him.

Interesting Eovladi stats from last game: He only threw 53% fastballs compared with 36.5% sliders, 6.5% curves and 3.7% change ups.

That's a good sign

Interesting Eovladi stats from last game: He only threw 53% fastballs compared with 36.5% sliders, 6.5% curves and 3.7% change ups. I'm quite certain that is a career low in fastballs thrown in a game from him.

That's not 100%

BALLBOY OF THE YEAR!

ball boy showed more defense than dietrich

That's not 100%

 

lol. I rounded down the FB% for some reason. It was 53.3

Nice play by Deets there.

"Dietrich not a power hitter, just a table setter."

OK.

and apparently we only have two power hitters, Stanton and Jones. lol

and apparently we only have two power hitters, Stanton and Jones. lol

Yep!

And Salty

Joker, I sent you a message. Read it.

wow, nice catch jones

Go Deets Defense!

This is going to be one of those games...

Deets flashing some leather. You gotta imagine his defense improves as he gets further removed from that nasty eye injury

okay then salad

there's some Dietrich D